1 00:00:06,844 --> 00:00:10,148 IN 1976, BOB GUCCIONE, FOUNDER OF PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE 2 00:00:10,232 --> 00:00:12,783 AND ONE OF THE WEALTHIEST MEN IN THE USA, 3 00:00:12,909 --> 00:00:16,171 FINANCED THE MOST EXPENSIVE INDEPENDENT FILM IN HISTORY. 4 00:00:16,254 --> 00:00:19,767 GUCCIONE PROMISED A "NEW KIND OF MOVIE" WHICH WOULD COMBINE SEX AND ART 5 00:00:19,809 --> 00:00:22,570 TO CREATE A POWERFUL PORTRAIT 6 00:00:22,653 --> 00:00:28,216 OF ONE OF HISTORY'S MOST DECADENT FIGURES: CALÍGULA. 7 00:00:29,764 --> 00:00:31,613 SCRIPTED BY LITERARY TITAN GORE VIDAL AND 8 00:00:31,637 --> 00:00:33,485 DIRECTED BY ARTHOUSE FILMMAKER TINTO BRASS, 9 00:00:33,569 --> 00:00:37,668 CALÍGULA FETURED WORLD-RENOWED ACTORS 10 00:00:37,751 --> 00:00:40,595 OF THE BRITISH STAGE, 11 00:00:40,679 --> 00:00:45,530 AND IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST HOTLY ANTICIPATED MOVIES OF THE 70'S. 12 00:00:47,119 --> 00:00:49,337 THE FILM PRODUCTION WAS PLAGUED WITH TROUBLES. 13 00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:52,515 BY THE TIME THE MOVIE WAS FINISHED, THE BUDGET HAD DOUBLED. 14 00:00:52,599 --> 00:00:55,861 THE WRITER HAD SUED TO HAVE HIS NAME REMOVED, 15 00:00:55,944 --> 00:00:59,666 THE DIRECTOR HAD BEEN FORCIBLY EXPELLED, 16 00:00:59,751 --> 00:01:03,807 AND BOTH THE EDITOR AND THE COMPOSER 17 00:01:03,891 --> 00:01:05,982 REFUSED TO BE NAMED IN THE CREDITS. 18 00:01:07,530 --> 00:01:10,958 WHEN CALÍGULA WAS FINALLY RELEASED IN 1980, 19 00:01:11,001 --> 00:01:14,012 AUDIENCES AND THE CAST WERE SHOCKED 20 00:01:14,137 --> 00:01:17,316 TO LEARN THAT THE SCRIPT HAD BEEN DISCARDED 21 00:01:17,399 --> 00:01:20,996 DURING EDITING, AND THAT PORNOGRAPHIC FOOTAGE 22 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:24,593 FILMED BY GUCCIONE HAD BEEN INTERCUT 23 00:01:24,677 --> 00:01:27,354 WITH THE ORIGINAL MATERIALS. 24 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:32,707 CRITICS PANNED CALÍGULA AS "SICKENING AND WORTHLESS TRASH" 25 00:01:32,790 --> 00:01:35,341 AND "A MORAL HOLOCAUST". 26 00:01:35,425 --> 00:01:38,269 FILM PRINTS WERE SEIZED BY POLICE, 27 00:01:38,353 --> 00:01:41,866 PEOPLE PICKETED OUTSIDE OF THEATERS, 28 00:01:41,991 --> 00:01:44,960 OBSCENITY TRIAL ENSUED. 29 00:01:45,045 --> 00:01:48,516 YET IT BECAME ONE OF THE TOP GROSSING FILMS OF 1980 30 00:01:48,599 --> 00:01:52,990 AN INTERNATIONAL SPECTACLE WHOSE NOTORIETY PERSISTS TO THIS DAY. 31 00:01:54,580 --> 00:02:00,518 WITH THE SOURCE MATERIALS, LONG THOUGHT DESTROYED, 32 00:02:00,603 --> 00:02:04,116 THE MYTHICAL "ORIGINAL VISION" OF CALÍGULA 33 00:02:04,199 --> 00:02:09,176 HAS BEEN THE STUFF OF LEGEND FOR OVER FOUR DECADES. 34 00:02:10,807 --> 00:02:13,860 THE FILM YOU ARE ABOUT TO WATCH HAS BEEN RECONSTRUCTED 35 00:02:13,944 --> 00:02:16,914 FROM OVER NINETY HOURS OF REDISCOVERD ORIGINAL CAMERA NEGATIVES 36 00:02:16,997 --> 00:02:19,632 AND EXTENSIVELY RESTORED LOCATION AUDIO. 37 00:02:19,715 --> 00:02:20,660 THIS UNPRECEDENTED EDIT IS COMPOSED IN ITS ENTIRETY 38 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:22,768 OF PREVIOUSLY UNSEEN FOOTAGE 39 00:02:22,852 --> 00:02:25,696 PRESENTING CALIGULA FOR THE FIRST TIME 40 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:29,167 AS IT WAS PERFORMED IN ROME IN 1976. 41 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:36,884 ANTIOCH19 AD 42 00:02:36,969 --> 00:02:39,770 CELEBRATED HERO OF GERMANICUS, 43 00:02:39,854 --> 00:02:43,325 GRANDSON OF MARCO ANTONIO, HAS DIED UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. 44 00:02:43,409 --> 00:02:45,165 HIS SEVEN YEAR-OLD SON, GAIUS, 45 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:49,222 IS BELOVED BY HIS FATHER'S ARMY AND THE CITIZENS OF ROME. 46 00:02:49,306 --> 00:02:50,261 THE BOY IS AFFECTIONARELY NICKNAMED 47 00:02:50,285 --> 00:02:51,439 AFTER THE SMALL "CALIGAE" MILITARY BOOTS 48 00:02:51,523 --> 00:02:54,073 WORN WHEN HE ACCOMPANIED 49 00:02:54,116 --> 00:02:57,001 HIS FATHER ON WAR CAMPAIGNS 50 00:02:57,085 --> 00:03:00,096 "LITTLE BOOTS." CALIGULA. 51 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,560 BLACK MAGIC. POISON. 52 00:03:01,644 --> 00:03:05,993 MANY SOURCES ARE SPECULATED UPON AS TO THE CAUSE OF DEADTH OF GERMANICUS. 53 00:03:06,077 --> 00:03:09,674 BUT WHISPERS SPEAK OF THE POPULARITY OF GERMANICUS 54 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:13,061 AND THE AMBITIONS OF HIS ADOPTIVE FATHER 55 00:03:13,145 --> 00:03:16,156 THE EMPEROR TIBERIUS. 56 00:03:16,198 --> 00:03:20,213 THE WIFE AND CHILDREN OF GERMANICUS DIE UNDER SIMILAR CIRCUMSTANCES, 57 00:03:20,296 --> 00:03:26,152 ONE BY ONE, UNTIL ONLY CALIGULA AND HIS SISTER DRUSILA REMAIN. 58 00:03:34,559 --> 00:03:40,539 ROME 37 AD 59 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:35,416 Germanicus, dead. 60 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:48,916 Hail, the great-grandfather of Germanicus. 61 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,123 Hail, Julius Caesar, 62 00:04:52,874 --> 00:04:53,707 now a god. 63 00:04:56,082 --> 00:05:00,332 Hail, the grandfather of Germanicus, 64 00:05:00,832 --> 00:05:06,874 Augustus Caesar, now a god. 65 00:05:06,957 --> 00:05:09,540 Behold the ashes of Germanicus. 66 00:05:11,124 --> 00:05:11,874 Murdered! Murdered! 67 00:05:11,957 --> 00:05:14,040 So cruelly taken from us. 68 00:05:14,124 --> 00:05:15,290 The noblest of the Romans. 69 00:05:15,374 --> 00:05:16,249 Father of. 70 00:05:16,332 --> 00:05:18,748 Hail, the father of Germanicus. 71 00:05:18,832 --> 00:05:19,873 Beautiful Caligula. 72 00:05:20,957 --> 00:05:23,498 Hail, Tiberius Caesar! Father. 73 00:05:23,582 --> 00:05:25,915 Who killed Germanicus? 74 00:05:25,999 --> 00:05:28,832 Emperor of Rome! 75 00:05:28,916 --> 00:05:30,666 Tiberius! 76 00:05:34,749 --> 00:05:36,290 He's going to kill me. 77 00:05:37,374 --> 00:05:39,499 Shh, you're safe. 78 00:05:39,582 --> 00:05:40,832 You're with me. 79 00:05:43,041 --> 00:05:44,207 He's going to kill us 80 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:47,166 just the way he killed our father, 81 00:05:47,249 --> 00:05:48,624 our mother, 82 00:05:48,707 --> 00:05:49,998 and our brothers. 83 00:05:55,249 --> 00:05:57,707 I am not going to die. 84 00:05:58,707 --> 00:06:00,165 You won't. 85 00:06:00,249 --> 00:06:01,457 You are his heir. 86 00:06:01,541 --> 00:06:02,624 There is no one else. 87 00:06:04,582 --> 00:06:05,415 Yes. 88 00:06:07,041 --> 00:06:08,374 There's Gemellus 89 00:06:09,957 --> 00:06:11,040 and Claudius. 90 00:06:12,832 --> 00:06:14,998 Gemellus is too young. 91 00:06:15,082 --> 00:06:16,873 Claudius is an idiot. 92 00:06:16,957 --> 00:06:18,332 And Tiberius is old. 93 00:06:18,416 --> 00:06:21,457 You will be emperor soon. 94 00:06:28,124 --> 00:06:29,790 And you will be my queen. 95 00:06:30,832 --> 00:06:32,540 You can't marry your sister. 96 00:06:34,499 --> 00:06:35,915 You can in Egypt. 97 00:06:35,999 --> 00:06:37,582 But we're in Rome 98 00:06:37,666 --> 00:06:39,791 and you're already promised. 99 00:06:52,124 --> 00:06:53,957 I know. 100 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:56,207 To Ennia. 101 00:06:57,249 --> 00:06:58,790 Remember, 102 00:06:58,874 --> 00:07:01,582 Macro does command the Praetorian Guard. 103 00:07:14,707 --> 00:07:18,123 It's only a bird. 104 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:39,540 What's it like with your husband? 105 00:07:39,624 --> 00:07:40,665 What's what like? 106 00:07:42,416 --> 00:07:43,582 He's so fat. 107 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:46,791 He's disgusting. 108 00:07:47,749 --> 00:07:48,915 He's not. 109 00:07:48,999 --> 00:07:49,957 He's just large. 110 00:07:50,041 --> 00:07:52,374 But tiny where it counts. 111 00:07:53,457 --> 00:07:54,623 How do you know? 112 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:57,123 I saw him at the baths. 113 00:07:57,207 --> 00:07:58,873 Poor, poor Drusilla. 114 00:08:01,416 --> 00:08:02,666 You are vile. 115 00:08:09,374 --> 00:08:11,415 Password? 116 00:08:11,499 --> 00:08:12,874 Justice. 117 00:08:37,791 --> 00:08:38,666 Prince? 118 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:44,373 Forgive me, Prince. 119 00:08:48,207 --> 00:08:50,123 I'm not interrupting, 120 00:08:50,207 --> 00:08:51,040 am I? 121 00:08:52,124 --> 00:08:54,290 Only my dreams. 122 00:08:54,374 --> 00:08:55,415 Happy dreams? 123 00:09:02,957 --> 00:09:04,748 News from Capri? 124 00:09:04,832 --> 00:09:07,040 The emperor commands you to wait upon him. 125 00:09:09,832 --> 00:09:11,290 We sail at first light. 126 00:09:14,582 --> 00:09:16,290 What does he want? 127 00:09:16,374 --> 00:09:17,749 A last look at you perhaps. 128 00:09:17,832 --> 00:09:19,415 He is 77. 129 00:09:20,499 --> 00:09:21,707 May he live forever. 130 00:09:26,457 --> 00:09:27,582 How is Ennia? 131 00:09:27,666 --> 00:09:28,582 In love. 132 00:09:30,499 --> 00:09:32,415 In hell then as the poet says. 133 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:41,749 My wife won't be happy till she sees you in Capri. 134 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:46,207 Wait outside. 135 00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:13,082 What do you think all this means? 136 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:14,999 Take care of yourself. 137 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,915 Pray to Isis for me. 138 00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:47,666 Nerva, dear friend. 139 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,332 10 years is a long time 140 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,749 for the emperor to be hidden away. 141 00:10:52,832 --> 00:10:54,207 I should feel a great deal happier 142 00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:57,291 if he were back in Rome, where he belongs. 143 00:10:57,374 --> 00:10:59,124 Tell me, how is the emperor? 144 00:11:00,374 --> 00:11:01,790 Old, like me. 145 00:11:02,624 --> 00:11:04,040 I mean, how is his mood? 146 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,748 Like the weather. 147 00:11:07,832 --> 00:11:09,373 Oh, the weather's good today. 148 00:11:11,374 --> 00:11:12,207 Changeable. 149 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,248 I am told, during the last month, 150 00:11:17,332 --> 00:11:19,123 seven of my colleagues in the Senate 151 00:11:19,207 --> 00:11:21,457 had been put to death for treason. 152 00:11:23,374 --> 00:11:24,540 Nine, to be exact 153 00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:28,207 And five of them cheated. 154 00:11:29,249 --> 00:11:30,915 They killed themselves. 155 00:11:31,749 --> 00:11:33,457 That wasn't playing fair. 156 00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:36,624 Don't you agree, Nerva? 157 00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:39,957 They were all good men. 158 00:11:42,707 --> 00:11:43,873 If they were good men, 159 00:11:43,957 --> 00:11:46,415 how could their beloved emperor find them guilty? 160 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,165 You have a gift for logic, Prince. 161 00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:38,332 Caligula. 162 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,041 Great Caesar! 163 00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:51,082 Beloved Grandfather. 164 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:55,291 Do your dance, boy. 165 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:56,790 My dance? 166 00:12:56,874 --> 00:12:59,082 Yes, the one you delighted the army with 167 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:01,166 when your father made you its mascot. 168 00:13:05,999 --> 00:13:08,415 Come on, Little Boots. 169 00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:18,207 I've forgotten it, Lord. 170 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,707 Oh, dance for me. 171 00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:22,707 Delight me. 172 00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:24,999 Dance! 173 00:13:39,457 --> 00:13:41,957 All right, come in, all of you. 174 00:14:29,874 --> 00:14:31,624 All right, stop that! 175 00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:52,624 Do you love me? 176 00:14:54,374 --> 00:14:55,374 Yes, Caesar. 177 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:59,124 Why do you say such monstrous things 178 00:14:59,207 --> 00:15:00,332 about me at Rome? 179 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,041 But I don't, Caesar, ever. 180 00:15:03,124 --> 00:15:06,582 Oh, I hear you often pray devotedly 181 00:15:06,666 --> 00:15:07,666 for my death. 182 00:15:07,749 --> 00:15:09,999 By heavens, Caesar, I swear I do not. 183 00:15:12,207 --> 00:15:13,832 You do not? 184 00:15:13,916 --> 00:15:15,207 In public? 185 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,041 Never, Lord. 186 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:17,957 Remember this, 187 00:15:19,874 --> 00:15:21,624 that I have let you live 188 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:27,999 so far. 189 00:15:31,374 --> 00:15:34,457 My little fishies love me. 190 00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,124 Innocence, you see. 191 00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,499 I protect that innocence. 192 00:15:40,582 --> 00:15:43,332 It is all I can do, for it is a foul world. 193 00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:44,416 Out of here! 194 00:15:55,082 --> 00:15:56,498 Nerva is scowling at us. 195 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,582 Nerva, my friend! 196 00:16:01,749 --> 00:16:05,415 Nerva, help me transform this young barbarian 197 00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:07,332 into a Roman Caesar. 198 00:16:08,707 --> 00:16:10,248 There have been three Roman Caesars, 199 00:16:10,332 --> 00:16:12,665 Julius, Augustus and yourself. 200 00:16:13,666 --> 00:16:15,416 Which do you want him to be? 201 00:16:17,332 --> 00:16:18,623 The best. 202 00:16:19,541 --> 00:16:21,457 That would be your father, Augustus. 203 00:16:24,999 --> 00:16:26,749 You see, Caligula, 204 00:16:26,832 --> 00:16:28,457 I'm insulted to my face. 205 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:33,290 Nerva, dear friend, 206 00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,791 when I am dead, 207 00:16:35,874 --> 00:16:37,540 watch out for Macro. 208 00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:42,665 I know he hates me. 209 00:16:43,874 --> 00:16:45,957 Because you are good. 210 00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:47,624 Because you are wise. 211 00:16:48,624 --> 00:16:51,082 Therefore, when I am gone, 212 00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:53,957 watch out for Macro. 213 00:16:55,874 --> 00:16:57,915 I've taken my precautions, Caesar. 214 00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:02,374 Heaven help Rome 215 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:05,082 when I die. 216 00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:08,873 I am old. 217 00:17:11,332 --> 00:17:12,832 You will live forever, Lord. 218 00:17:14,541 --> 00:17:16,041 All my family are dead 219 00:17:17,499 --> 00:17:18,832 but you and me, 220 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,582 a child, Gemellus, and that uncle, that Claudius thing. 221 00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:28,499 All the others, struck down by fate. 222 00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:30,873 And it is fate, Little Boots, 223 00:17:30,957 --> 00:17:33,498 that rules us, not any god. 224 00:17:33,582 --> 00:17:35,082 You are a god, Caesar. 225 00:17:35,999 --> 00:17:36,832 No, I'm not! 226 00:17:39,707 --> 00:17:40,873 Not even when I am dead. 227 00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:45,123 Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar, 228 00:17:45,207 --> 00:17:46,665 they are gods. 229 00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:47,540 So say the Senate, 230 00:17:47,624 --> 00:17:50,332 and so the people prefer to believe. 231 00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:51,541 Such myths are useful. 232 00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:05,415 Little Boots, 233 00:18:06,999 --> 00:18:08,290 look at you. 234 00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:19,749 I am nursing a viper in Rome's bosom. 235 00:18:59,249 --> 00:19:00,082 Wine! 236 00:19:01,624 --> 00:19:05,082 Do you think this boy has been drinking? 237 00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:07,166 I think he's been drinking, Caesar. 238 00:19:07,249 --> 00:19:08,082 So do I. 239 00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:09,957 Macro. 240 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:10,874 Yes, Lord. 241 00:19:14,332 --> 00:19:17,790 Give him more wine and waste none. 242 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,832 The laces to your boots. 243 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:28,749 Quick. 244 00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:32,540 And what do they say of me at Rome? 245 00:19:33,624 --> 00:19:35,290 They miss you, Lord. 246 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,332 And they need you. 247 00:19:37,957 --> 00:19:41,040 I have given most of my life to the Roman people. 248 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,082 I have fought. 249 00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:49,291 Aren't they lovely? 250 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:51,457 Yes, Lord. 251 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,624 The satyrs are from lllyria. 252 00:20:05,999 --> 00:20:07,124 And... 253 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,457 this nymph 254 00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:11,624 is from... 255 00:20:11,707 --> 00:20:12,998 From where? 256 00:20:13,082 --> 00:20:14,915 Britain, Lord. 257 00:20:14,999 --> 00:20:16,499 Britain 258 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,248 Speaking statues. 259 00:20:18,332 --> 00:20:19,248 Yes. 260 00:20:22,082 --> 00:20:25,665 And they can do as well as speak. 261 00:20:59,207 --> 00:21:00,915 You prefer nymphs to satyrs? 262 00:21:02,374 --> 00:21:03,374 I like both. 263 00:21:04,207 --> 00:21:05,332 One needs both. 264 00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:06,249 Keep healthy. 265 00:21:08,707 --> 00:21:12,040 Rome is a republic, Caligula, 266 00:21:12,124 --> 00:21:14,040 and you and I are just plain citizens. 267 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,040 More conviction! 268 00:21:35,916 --> 00:21:37,416 Serve the state, Caligula, 269 00:21:38,832 --> 00:21:41,915 although the people in it are appalling beasts. 270 00:21:41,999 --> 00:21:43,915 But they love you, Lord. 271 00:21:43,999 --> 00:21:45,540 No. 272 00:21:45,624 --> 00:21:46,749 Hate me 273 00:21:46,832 --> 00:21:48,790 and they do fear me. 274 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:49,957 Illegitimate. 275 00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:53,666 There was no choice, you know. 276 00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:56,082 There was no choice. 277 00:21:58,332 --> 00:21:59,457 No choice? 278 00:22:01,749 --> 00:22:03,832 All I wanted was private life. 279 00:22:06,832 --> 00:22:09,415 I did not truly want to become emperor, 280 00:22:09,499 --> 00:22:10,582 but I had to. 281 00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:12,540 Had to? 282 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,290 If someone else had become emperor, 283 00:22:15,374 --> 00:22:16,624 I would've been killed. 284 00:22:17,874 --> 00:22:19,665 As you will be. 285 00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:35,082 Will be, Gran... 286 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:04,999 Will be, Grandfather? 287 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:09,499 Would be, if you were not my heir. 288 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,207 When Rome was just a city 289 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:16,082 and we were just citizens known to one another, you see, 290 00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:20,666 why we were good, frugal, disciplined, dignified. 291 00:23:21,082 --> 00:23:21,915 We had to be. 292 00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:24,874 Then we conquered the earth. 293 00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:27,499 Amazing, isn't it? 294 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:30,416 Both boy and girl. 295 00:23:32,499 --> 00:23:33,540 Fortunate creature. 296 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:37,666 Cost me a fortune. 297 00:23:40,416 --> 00:23:42,166 We found the world to be wealthy 298 00:23:43,124 --> 00:23:46,707 so we plundered it and lost our true character. 299 00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:50,957 The Romans I rule are not what they were. 300 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:53,832 They lust. 301 00:23:55,499 --> 00:23:57,624 They lust for pleasure, power, 302 00:23:59,332 --> 00:24:01,998 money, other men's wives. 303 00:24:02,082 --> 00:24:04,790 Yes. 304 00:24:04,874 --> 00:24:06,707 I am a true moralist 305 00:24:08,082 --> 00:24:10,582 and stern as any Cato. 306 00:24:13,082 --> 00:24:15,165 Fate chose me to govern swine. 307 00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:19,457 In my old age I have become a swineherd. 308 00:24:25,749 --> 00:24:26,957 Well, 309 00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:29,666 do you think this boy has drunk enough wine? 310 00:24:29,749 --> 00:24:32,124 I think he's had enough, my Lord. 311 00:24:32,207 --> 00:24:33,040 So do I. 312 00:24:45,874 --> 00:24:49,374 Now he is happy. 313 00:24:50,749 --> 00:24:51,832 Homer. 314 00:24:51,916 --> 00:24:53,457 You would not know that. 315 00:24:53,541 --> 00:24:56,416 You were educated in army camps only, 316 00:24:57,749 --> 00:25:00,040 but you will know enough to be a swineherd. 317 00:25:01,707 --> 00:25:03,082 The revised list of candidates 318 00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:04,624 for the Equestrian Order. 319 00:25:04,707 --> 00:25:05,873 I, Tiberius Caesar, 320 00:25:05,957 --> 00:25:06,707 command in the name of the Senate 321 00:25:06,791 --> 00:25:08,374 and the people of Rome. 322 00:25:12,707 --> 00:25:16,582 Tax assessments for Asia Minor and Gaul. I, Tiberius Caesar, 323 00:25:16,666 --> 00:25:17,791 command in the name of the Senate 324 00:25:17,874 --> 00:25:19,790 and the people of Rome. 325 00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:24,499 Senators guilty of treason. 326 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:28,373 Every senator believes himself to be a potential Caesar, 327 00:25:28,457 --> 00:25:30,957 therefore every senator is guilty of treason 328 00:25:33,249 --> 00:25:35,249 in thoughts, if not in deed. 329 00:25:35,332 --> 00:25:36,998 The Senate is a natural enemy 330 00:25:38,249 --> 00:25:39,874 of any Caesar, Little Boots. 331 00:25:44,207 --> 00:25:45,082 Traitors. 332 00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:51,999 They offered to approve any law I made before I made it. 333 00:25:54,082 --> 00:25:56,290 "What if I went mad," I said, "what then?" 334 00:25:56,374 --> 00:25:57,749 No answer. 335 00:25:57,832 --> 00:26:00,082 They were born to be slaves, Little Boots. 336 00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:01,832 Never forget that. 337 00:26:01,916 --> 00:26:03,041 Germanicus, 338 00:26:03,124 --> 00:26:04,499 remember, 339 00:26:04,582 --> 00:26:05,957 born to be slaves. 340 00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:07,332 Never forget that! 341 00:26:07,416 --> 00:26:09,707 Lord, I'm not Germanicus. 342 00:26:09,791 --> 00:26:11,124 I'm his son, Caligula. 343 00:26:11,207 --> 00:26:12,040 Yes. 344 00:26:14,082 --> 00:26:15,957 And your friend is Macro. 345 00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:19,791 He serves you and only you, Lord. 346 00:26:19,874 --> 00:26:22,124 And his wife is your friend. 347 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:23,582 Is she friendly in bed? 348 00:26:25,124 --> 00:26:27,082 We must ask Macro, Lord. 349 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:28,707 She seems friendly. 350 00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:31,249 And Drusilla, your sister? 351 00:26:34,082 --> 00:26:36,207 My sister is my sister. 352 00:26:37,624 --> 00:26:40,707 I know everything that is said and done 353 00:26:42,624 --> 00:26:43,624 and thought. 354 00:26:45,624 --> 00:26:46,707 The setting sun 355 00:26:48,624 --> 00:26:49,999 and the rising. 356 00:26:52,249 --> 00:26:54,499 Gemellus, lovely boy, 357 00:26:54,582 --> 00:26:56,707 come to me, come to me. 358 00:26:56,791 --> 00:26:58,291 And too young to betray me. 359 00:26:58,374 --> 00:26:59,749 Well, perhaps not too young. 360 00:27:01,582 --> 00:27:03,832 Kiss your old grandfather. 361 00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:05,207 Oh, my last grandson. 362 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,041 I am your grandson too, Caesar. 363 00:27:07,124 --> 00:27:08,249 Only by adoption. 364 00:27:10,582 --> 00:27:15,040 This is the last flesh of my flesh. 365 00:27:16,624 --> 00:27:17,999 Poor boy. 366 00:27:18,082 --> 00:27:20,582 What will become of him? 367 00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:22,416 He's like a brother to me, Lord. 368 00:27:22,499 --> 00:27:25,124 A brother? 369 00:27:25,207 --> 00:27:27,582 In our family, 370 00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:29,582 a brother murders a brother, 371 00:27:29,666 --> 00:27:31,457 who murders his father, 372 00:27:32,291 --> 00:27:33,624 who has murdered his son. 373 00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:35,541 Fate. 374 00:27:35,624 --> 00:27:36,540 Drink, Caligula! 375 00:27:43,124 --> 00:27:44,582 After you, dear brother. 376 00:27:50,832 --> 00:27:51,748 Poor boy. 377 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:56,249 When I am gone, Caligula will kill you, 378 00:27:59,541 --> 00:28:03,041 And then someone will kill Caligula. 379 00:28:07,124 --> 00:28:10,915 Unless he should die before I do. 380 00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,957 You are looking not well at all. 381 00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:32,916 I.... 382 00:28:32,999 --> 00:28:33,957 Caligula Caesar, 383 00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:37,291 command in the name of the Senate 384 00:28:37,374 --> 00:28:38,790 and the people... 385 00:29:03,249 --> 00:29:04,082 Prince. 386 00:29:05,957 --> 00:29:06,873 My wife. 387 00:29:11,749 --> 00:29:12,582 Ennia! 388 00:29:35,249 --> 00:29:36,957 Now you are a man, Caligula. 389 00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:39,124 What are you going to do? 390 00:29:46,499 --> 00:29:50,040 You must be the master of your own destiny. 391 00:29:50,124 --> 00:29:52,124 Take it with both hands. 392 00:30:35,124 --> 00:30:36,624 Master. 393 00:30:38,082 --> 00:30:39,748 Master, oh master. 394 00:30:52,624 --> 00:30:54,165 Bind his wrists! 395 00:30:54,249 --> 00:30:55,082 No. 396 00:30:56,124 --> 00:30:58,457 You must not go, you must not leave me. 397 00:30:58,541 --> 00:30:59,624 You're my friend. 398 00:30:59,707 --> 00:31:02,540 For a man to choose the hour of his own death, 399 00:31:02,624 --> 00:31:05,374 it's the closest he can ever come to tricking fate. 400 00:31:05,457 --> 00:31:06,207 I'll trick you. 401 00:31:06,291 --> 00:31:07,124 Quickly! 402 00:31:09,541 --> 00:31:11,791 I have lived long enough, Tiberius, 403 00:31:13,416 --> 00:31:14,374 and I hate my life. 404 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,373 Why? 405 00:31:18,499 --> 00:31:19,790 You say that to me? 406 00:31:20,916 --> 00:31:24,416 One by one, I have watched you murder your family, 407 00:31:26,332 --> 00:31:28,582 your friends, 408 00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:31,791 the best of all the Romans. 409 00:31:34,416 --> 00:31:35,374 Leave us! 410 00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:39,999 Out! 411 00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,624 We were friends once, years ago. 412 00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:04,207 Oh, we still are. 413 00:32:07,374 --> 00:32:08,999 You will follow me soon. 414 00:32:09,082 --> 00:32:09,832 How do you know? 415 00:32:09,916 --> 00:32:11,541 With you gone, 416 00:32:11,624 --> 00:32:13,040 Macro would kill me. 417 00:32:15,707 --> 00:32:17,540 I'll arrest him and execute him. 418 00:32:18,832 --> 00:32:19,582 You can't. 419 00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:21,332 He controls you. 420 00:32:21,416 --> 00:32:25,166 Besides, even if Macro were dead, 421 00:32:25,249 --> 00:32:29,749 how could I go on living with this reptile? 422 00:32:34,624 --> 00:32:37,165 You will respect my friend always, 423 00:32:37,249 --> 00:32:38,832 won't you, reptile? 424 00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:44,124 I've always respected him, Lord. 425 00:32:48,749 --> 00:32:50,082 You hear that? 426 00:32:51,499 --> 00:32:53,874 Tiberius, you were wise once. 427 00:32:54,749 --> 00:32:56,999 Don't taunt me, I am old. 428 00:32:58,082 --> 00:33:00,623 I've watched you turn into a monster. 429 00:33:00,707 --> 00:33:02,915 That is treason, Nerva. 430 00:33:02,999 --> 00:33:04,040 It is true. 431 00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:10,082 I am surrounded by enemies. 432 00:33:17,457 --> 00:33:18,623 You are cruel. 433 00:33:19,874 --> 00:33:20,999 No, honest. 434 00:33:22,124 --> 00:33:25,790 If power can destroy the mind and character of my Tiberius, 435 00:33:25,874 --> 00:33:27,249 what will it do to this ignorant boy 436 00:33:27,332 --> 00:33:28,707 brought up in army camps 437 00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:33,124 by men who taught him nothing except how to be your slave? 438 00:33:33,207 --> 00:33:34,748 Caligula serves me well. 439 00:33:39,874 --> 00:33:43,540 The best of slaves will be the worst of masters. 440 00:33:43,624 --> 00:33:45,290 So from evils past 441 00:33:47,791 --> 00:33:49,791 the evils yet to come, 442 00:33:50,749 --> 00:33:52,707 I now tools to escape. 443 00:34:06,916 --> 00:34:08,499 You have hurt me. 444 00:34:12,124 --> 00:34:13,582 Goodbye. 445 00:35:58,916 --> 00:35:59,832 Prince. 446 00:36:01,791 --> 00:36:02,624 Prince! 447 00:36:04,666 --> 00:36:08,082 The physician Charicles wishes to speak with you. 448 00:36:20,582 --> 00:36:22,832 The emperor has fallen ill. 449 00:36:26,666 --> 00:36:27,957 Situation is dire. 450 00:36:31,666 --> 00:36:32,791 How is the emperor? 451 00:36:33,749 --> 00:36:35,665 How long will he last? 452 00:36:35,749 --> 00:36:39,499 Well, it could happen any moment now. 453 00:36:39,582 --> 00:36:42,332 With care, he might last a year or so. 454 00:36:44,124 --> 00:36:44,957 Only a year? 455 00:36:52,499 --> 00:36:53,874 I can smell death. 456 00:36:54,999 --> 00:36:56,832 But whose? 457 00:36:56,916 --> 00:36:58,499 Don't worry. 458 00:36:58,582 --> 00:37:00,998 He can do nothing without me. 459 00:37:01,082 --> 00:37:04,165 So these poor unfortunate creatures thought, 460 00:37:05,124 --> 00:37:06,040 and where are they? 461 00:37:07,332 --> 00:37:08,165 No, Macro. 462 00:37:09,374 --> 00:37:11,207 He's planning something. 463 00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:13,541 You will be emperor soon. 464 00:37:26,707 --> 00:37:27,707 You swear? 465 00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:29,665 I swe... 466 00:37:50,541 --> 00:37:51,832 I swear. 467 00:39:22,457 --> 00:39:23,290 Leave. 468 00:39:28,041 --> 00:39:29,624 Everyone, leave. 469 00:39:57,166 --> 00:39:58,082 Tiberius? 470 00:40:13,666 --> 00:40:14,499 Tiberius? 471 00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:23,249 Tiberius? 472 00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:08,082 Caligula. 473 00:42:11,582 --> 00:42:12,415 Lord. 474 00:42:19,041 --> 00:42:20,541 Give me my ring. 475 00:42:32,332 --> 00:42:33,165 No. 476 00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:47,124 Yes. 477 00:43:07,707 --> 00:43:08,748 You 478 00:43:08,832 --> 00:43:09,665 do not 479 00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:11,499 dare! 480 00:44:57,416 --> 00:44:58,666 Hail, Caesar. 481 00:45:02,291 --> 00:45:03,541 Hail, Caesar. 482 00:45:05,957 --> 00:45:07,873 I'll get everyone assembled in the hall 483 00:45:07,957 --> 00:45:09,415 for the announcement. 484 00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:15,457 Gemellus! 485 00:46:26,874 --> 00:46:28,124 Hail, Caesar. 486 00:46:34,082 --> 00:46:36,165 We are alone, Gemellus. 487 00:46:43,416 --> 00:46:45,124 We must love each other. 488 00:47:54,791 --> 00:47:57,499 It's just like the dream. 489 00:47:57,582 --> 00:47:59,582 It's only his mask. 490 00:47:59,666 --> 00:48:01,332 You're a Caesar now. 491 00:48:02,624 --> 00:48:03,957 Caesar? 492 00:48:04,041 --> 00:48:05,416 Caesar. 493 00:48:05,499 --> 00:48:08,415 Emperor of Rome, Lord of the world. 494 00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:11,457 Lord of the world. 495 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:14,791 I like this dream. 496 00:48:41,749 --> 00:48:46,249 At the... 497 00:48:51,916 --> 00:48:54,457 At the insistence 498 00:48:54,541 --> 00:48:58,041 of the Senate and the people of Rome, 499 00:49:00,707 --> 00:49:01,998 I accept, 500 00:49:03,499 --> 00:49:04,332 humbly, 501 00:49:06,832 --> 00:49:10,207 the highest office of our great republic. 502 00:49:16,999 --> 00:49:19,040 Of our great republic. 503 00:49:36,916 --> 00:49:39,041 When our beloved Tiberius was dying, 504 00:49:40,249 --> 00:49:42,499 he begged me to carry on his good work. 505 00:49:43,499 --> 00:49:47,499 Into the Tiber with Tiberius! 506 00:49:47,582 --> 00:49:48,832 Throw him in the river! 507 00:49:52,874 --> 00:49:56,374 Today we begin a new era. 508 00:49:56,457 --> 00:49:58,165 Hail! 509 00:49:58,249 --> 00:50:01,040 All those who have been exiled from Rome, 510 00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:02,332 I do now recall. 511 00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:03,666 Hail, hail, hail! 512 00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:08,957 I grant a general amnesty. 513 00:50:12,124 --> 00:50:13,707 Caligula! 514 00:50:13,791 --> 00:50:14,916 Caligula! 515 00:50:14,999 --> 00:50:15,749 Caligula! 516 00:50:15,832 --> 00:50:17,748 Silence. Caligula! 517 00:50:17,832 --> 00:50:20,623 Great Caesar is not finished. 518 00:50:27,291 --> 00:50:28,582 As my fellow consul, 519 00:50:29,541 --> 00:50:32,374 the Senate and the people of Rome 520 00:50:32,457 --> 00:50:36,165 have wisely chosen my learned Uncle Claudius. 521 00:50:38,957 --> 00:50:40,790 Take your place beside me, Claudius. 522 00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:45,374 Caesar! 523 00:50:45,457 --> 00:50:46,207 Caligula! 524 00:50:46,291 --> 00:50:47,541 Beside me, down there, Claudius. 525 00:50:47,624 --> 00:50:51,040 I mean, consul. 526 00:50:55,707 --> 00:50:57,790 Hail, hail, hail! 527 00:50:59,041 --> 00:51:02,416 I herewith adopt as my son and heir, the Prince Gemellus. 528 00:51:04,957 --> 00:51:06,165 Come forward, Prince. 529 00:51:22,374 --> 00:51:23,540 From this moment, 530 00:51:23,624 --> 00:51:27,415 all official oaths will contain the following phrase, 531 00:51:28,374 --> 00:51:30,540 "I will value neither my life 532 00:51:30,624 --> 00:51:32,915 nor the lives of my children 533 00:51:32,999 --> 00:51:35,957 any more highly than I do that of the emperor 534 00:51:41,874 --> 00:51:44,165 Or of his sister, Drusilla.” 535 00:52:00,166 --> 00:52:02,249 Hail, hail, hail! 536 00:52:23,082 --> 00:52:25,040 Did you see their faces when I told them 537 00:52:25,124 --> 00:52:27,874 they had to swear not only to me, 538 00:52:27,957 --> 00:52:28,957 but to you? 539 00:52:29,832 --> 00:52:31,165 They were appalled. 540 00:52:33,582 --> 00:52:34,623 I do hope so. 541 00:52:35,499 --> 00:52:36,915 But is it wise? 542 00:52:46,749 --> 00:52:47,582 I can do 543 00:52:53,916 --> 00:52:55,166 Anything I like 544 00:53:03,291 --> 00:53:04,124 To anyone. 545 00:53:07,332 --> 00:53:09,040 Well, don't start with me. 546 00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:13,666 Who would you suggest? 547 00:54:00,832 --> 00:54:01,665 Who? 548 00:54:04,666 --> 00:54:06,416 Do you trust Macro? 549 00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:09,749 Macro? 550 00:54:15,832 --> 00:54:17,582 He did kill Tiberius. 551 00:54:19,999 --> 00:54:23,499 I must appoint a new commander of my own choice. 552 00:54:33,374 --> 00:54:34,790 Forgive me, Caesar. 553 00:54:36,416 --> 00:54:37,249 Chaerea. 554 00:54:43,624 --> 00:54:45,749 Two senators beg to see you. 555 00:54:45,832 --> 00:54:48,373 They have a dispute over land and await your judgment. 556 00:54:48,457 --> 00:54:50,623 Well, bring them in, bring them in. 557 00:54:51,707 --> 00:54:53,665 I am interested in all that is Rome, 558 00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:58,749 even down to the length of the toga. 559 00:55:15,791 --> 00:55:17,291 Caesar, I must complain about- 560 00:55:17,374 --> 00:55:19,415 Give me the documents. 561 00:55:43,999 --> 00:55:45,207 Guilty. 562 00:55:45,291 --> 00:55:47,457 Oh, thank, thank you. 563 00:55:47,541 --> 00:55:49,166 Do not thank me. 564 00:55:49,249 --> 00:55:52,290 Justice must always be impartial. 565 00:55:52,374 --> 00:55:54,499 That is so, Chaerea, 566 00:55:54,582 --> 00:55:55,415 is it not? 567 00:55:55,499 --> 00:55:56,957 Oh, yes, Caesar. 568 00:55:57,041 --> 00:55:57,874 Good. 569 00:55:58,749 --> 00:55:59,832 You may go. 570 00:56:24,791 --> 00:56:26,541 That is your man. 571 00:56:26,624 --> 00:56:27,707 Chaerea? 572 00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:29,791 He's so boring. 573 00:56:29,874 --> 00:56:32,124 Oh, boring, boring. 574 00:57:00,207 --> 00:57:01,748 Superb display, Macro. 575 00:57:03,791 --> 00:57:04,624 Superb. 576 00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:12,416 Bring me Gemellus. 577 00:57:13,582 --> 00:57:14,623 What? Here? 578 00:57:15,791 --> 00:57:16,999 Here. 579 00:57:17,082 --> 00:57:17,915 Now. 580 00:57:26,249 --> 00:57:27,082 Charicles, 581 00:57:28,166 --> 00:57:28,999 stand here. 582 00:57:32,541 --> 00:57:34,582 I want a bonus for my guards. 583 00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:36,749 Oh, but Caesar, that's not possible. 584 00:57:36,832 --> 00:57:39,290 All things that happen are possible, Longinus. 585 00:57:39,374 --> 00:57:41,499 Make the impossible happen and it becomes possible. 586 00:57:41,582 --> 00:57:42,873 Logical? 587 00:57:46,832 --> 00:57:48,040 Bergarius, you here. 588 00:57:48,124 --> 00:57:50,207 Chaerea, you there. 589 00:57:50,291 --> 00:57:51,666 But Caesar, the imperial budget, 590 00:57:51,749 --> 00:57:53,165 you see, does not normally, uh, uh- 591 00:57:53,249 --> 00:57:55,457 Well, you are the chancellor, Longinus. 592 00:57:55,541 --> 00:57:56,457 You arrange it. 593 00:57:57,541 --> 00:58:00,082 Uncle, would you mind stepping over here? 594 00:58:01,874 --> 00:58:03,415 How, Caesar? 595 00:58:03,499 --> 00:58:06,832 The palace banquets cost a quarter of a million sesterces. 596 00:58:06,916 --> 00:58:09,207 Just a quarter of a million? 597 00:58:09,291 --> 00:58:11,957 Well, we'll have to put everyone on a diet, won't we? 598 00:58:13,041 --> 00:58:14,249 Issue an edict. 599 00:58:14,332 --> 00:58:15,290 Yes. Lord. 600 00:58:15,374 --> 00:58:16,874 But the deficits, you see... 601 00:58:17,874 --> 00:58:19,957 Well, how much is my purse? 602 00:58:20,041 --> 00:58:21,082 Well, Lord... 603 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,332 that is as much as you require. 604 00:58:24,416 --> 00:58:25,249 Good. 605 00:58:26,457 --> 00:58:28,915 Ah, Macro, 606 00:58:28,999 --> 00:58:30,707 would you stand there? 607 00:58:35,457 --> 00:58:37,873 Longinus, you here. 608 00:58:37,957 --> 00:58:38,790 Yes, Caesar. 609 00:58:46,749 --> 00:58:47,665 Gemellus. 610 00:58:49,249 --> 00:58:53,249 I want you to look at these gentlemen very carefully 611 00:58:53,332 --> 00:58:56,957 and tell me who Kkilled Tiberius. 612 00:59:01,041 --> 00:59:02,499 Take your time. 613 00:59:02,582 --> 00:59:04,332 Look right into their eyes. 614 00:59:15,207 --> 00:59:16,623 Who killed Tiberius? 615 00:59:24,207 --> 00:59:25,165 He did! 616 00:59:25,249 --> 00:59:26,082 Macro! 617 00:59:35,582 --> 00:59:36,498 Murderer. 618 00:59:47,291 --> 00:59:48,291 Arrest him. 619 01:00:09,666 --> 01:00:13,124 In honor of your new commander, Chaerea, 620 01:00:13,207 --> 01:00:15,832 10 gold pieces to every man. 621 01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:17,666 Hail. Haiti 622 01:00:17,749 --> 01:00:18,665 Hail, hail! 623 01:00:20,666 --> 01:00:22,082 Hail, hail, hail! 624 01:00:23,749 --> 01:00:24,582 Chaerea. 625 01:00:25,499 --> 01:00:26,874 Arrest Macro. 626 01:00:35,291 --> 01:00:36,707 Don't you dare! 627 01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:22,124 Ennia. 628 01:01:30,874 --> 01:01:32,707 You look so beautiful. 629 01:01:43,582 --> 01:01:45,040 Is it good for growing hair? 630 01:01:47,874 --> 01:01:49,957 The divorce will only take a few days. 631 01:01:54,124 --> 01:01:56,707 I think we should move. 632 01:01:56,791 --> 01:01:58,291 Move? 633 01:01:58,374 --> 01:01:59,332 Where? 634 01:02:01,582 --> 01:02:02,832 Alexandria, say. 635 01:02:04,707 --> 01:02:05,915 To Egypt? 636 01:02:08,541 --> 01:02:09,374 Yes. 637 01:02:11,124 --> 01:02:12,832 What do you think? 638 01:02:12,916 --> 01:02:14,624 I'd hate to leave Rome. 639 01:02:14,707 --> 01:02:16,123 I mean, 640 01:02:16,207 --> 01:02:17,790 the Senate. 641 01:02:17,874 --> 01:02:19,332 But I am Rome. 642 01:02:20,291 --> 01:02:22,541 Wherever I am, Rome is 643 01:02:22,624 --> 01:02:26,207 and there is the Senate and the people of Rome. 644 01:02:29,541 --> 01:02:30,749 Forgive us, Caesar. 645 01:02:30,832 --> 01:02:32,123 Oh, Longinus. 646 01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:33,874 Hang on a minute. 647 01:02:43,332 --> 01:02:44,748 The Commission. 648 01:02:51,416 --> 01:02:52,249 Chaerea, 649 01:02:53,124 --> 01:02:53,957 I now officially appoint you 650 01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:57,082 the commander of my imperial guard. 651 01:03:00,916 --> 01:03:02,541 But what about Macro? 652 01:03:02,624 --> 01:03:03,832 What happened? 653 01:03:03,916 --> 01:03:04,749 Where is he? 654 01:03:07,374 --> 01:03:09,415 He has been arrested for treason. 655 01:03:10,541 --> 01:03:13,916 Caesar, you know he worships you. 656 01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:14,832 He made you! 657 01:03:24,541 --> 01:03:26,499 Nobody made me. 658 01:03:28,374 --> 01:03:30,124 Can't believe it. 659 01:03:30,207 --> 01:03:31,540 What was it? 660 01:03:31,624 --> 01:03:32,582 What did he do? 661 01:03:33,832 --> 01:03:34,665 Ennia, 662 01:03:36,374 --> 01:03:38,207 I had to take my destiny 663 01:03:39,291 --> 01:03:40,166 in my own hand. 664 01:04:05,832 --> 01:04:06,748 I love you. 665 01:04:11,457 --> 01:04:12,373 I love you. 666 01:04:15,457 --> 01:04:16,290 Look, I... 667 01:04:17,249 --> 01:04:18,707 I love you. 668 01:04:18,791 --> 01:04:19,707 I love you. 669 01:04:21,166 --> 01:04:22,249 I, I love you. 670 01:04:22,332 --> 01:04:24,123 No, I, I love you. 671 01:04:24,207 --> 01:04:26,332 I love you, I love you, I love you. 672 01:04:26,416 --> 01:04:27,332 I love you. 673 01:04:29,957 --> 01:04:32,290 Now at least she doesn't have to get a divorce. 674 01:04:33,291 --> 01:04:35,374 You still have to find a suitable wife. 675 01:04:42,082 --> 01:04:42,915 No. 676 01:04:44,166 --> 01:04:45,707 I'm going to marry you. 677 01:04:46,832 --> 01:04:48,832 You can't, we're not Egyptians. 678 01:04:49,791 --> 01:04:51,291 I know. 679 01:04:51,374 --> 01:04:52,665 We're much more beautiful. 680 01:04:54,499 --> 01:04:55,790 Rome is not Egypt. 681 01:04:57,541 --> 01:05:00,249 And stop looking at yourself like that. 682 01:05:00,332 --> 01:05:02,457 Then let's go to Egypt. 683 01:05:02,541 --> 01:05:03,874 You are a fool. 684 01:05:03,957 --> 01:05:05,748 Caesar cannot be a fool. 685 01:05:06,874 --> 01:05:09,040 But he's trying very hard. 686 01:05:09,124 --> 01:05:10,165 They'll throw you in the Tiber 687 01:05:10,249 --> 01:05:11,957 if you try to move the government. 688 01:05:14,291 --> 01:05:15,416 They is who? 689 01:05:16,249 --> 01:05:17,082 We're safe now. 690 01:05:18,499 --> 01:05:20,207 Emperors are never safe. 691 01:05:21,999 --> 01:05:24,207 I am the great Caesar. 692 01:05:25,249 --> 01:05:26,624 I can do anything I like. 693 01:05:27,916 --> 01:05:30,291 You're going to marry a respectable Roman lady 694 01:05:30,374 --> 01:05:32,915 of the Senatorial class. 695 01:05:32,999 --> 01:05:34,624 Oh no I'm not. 696 01:05:34,707 --> 01:05:35,873 Yes, you are. 697 01:05:35,957 --> 01:05:38,457 You've got to have an heir. 698 01:05:38,541 --> 01:05:41,332 Who will kill me when he grows up. 699 01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:42,832 The priestesses of Isis 700 01:05:42,916 --> 01:05:44,874 are meeting at my house tonight. 701 01:05:44,957 --> 01:05:47,082 You want me to marry one of them? 702 01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:48,041 Yes. 703 01:05:48,124 --> 01:05:49,582 No. 704 01:05:49,666 --> 01:05:53,291 Yes. 705 01:05:53,374 --> 01:05:54,207 No. 706 01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:01,957 Yes. 707 01:06:17,124 --> 01:06:19,082 I wonder what I should wear. 708 01:06:31,874 --> 01:06:33,582 When does the orgy begin? 709 01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:36,124 Don't be disgusting. 710 01:06:36,207 --> 01:06:38,457 I'm not, I'm being practical. 711 01:06:38,541 --> 01:06:41,207 If I'm to choose a wife, I must see how she performs. 712 01:06:44,082 --> 01:06:45,248 Logic. 713 01:06:50,041 --> 01:06:52,207 That one looks rather interesting. 714 01:06:53,874 --> 01:06:55,124 Livia? 715 01:06:55,207 --> 01:06:56,248 She's taken. 716 01:06:56,332 --> 01:06:58,415 She's to marry Proculus, 717 01:06:58,499 --> 01:07:00,915 one of your officers. 718 01:07:00,999 --> 01:07:02,457 Proculus? 719 01:07:02,541 --> 01:07:03,999 I'll send him to Spain. 720 01:07:05,499 --> 01:07:07,165 She's a virgin. 721 01:07:07,249 --> 01:07:08,665 Not your style. 722 01:07:08,749 --> 01:07:10,582 Very boring. 723 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:09,499 That will be my wife. 724 01:08:14,041 --> 01:08:15,874 Oh no, not Caesonia. 725 01:08:17,291 --> 01:08:19,416 You are impossible. 726 01:08:19,499 --> 01:08:21,749 She's the most promiscuous woman in Rome. 727 01:08:25,582 --> 01:08:27,748 Perfect. 728 01:08:31,916 --> 01:08:33,207 Caesonia has been divorced. 729 01:08:33,291 --> 01:08:35,041 She's extravagant. 730 01:08:35,124 --> 01:08:36,082 Always in debit. 731 01:08:41,207 --> 01:08:42,290 I want her. 732 01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:44,999 But not for a wife. 733 01:09:01,832 --> 01:09:03,290 Send her to me now. 734 01:09:05,416 --> 01:09:06,249 No. 735 01:09:12,916 --> 01:09:13,749 Yes. 736 01:09:17,041 --> 01:09:20,957 Such is the will of the Senate and the people of Rome. 737 01:11:54,457 --> 01:11:58,248 You're very convincing as a priestess, Caesar. 738 01:12:00,166 --> 01:12:03,166 And you as a sacrificial lamb, Caesonia. 739 01:13:05,832 --> 01:13:09,498 If only all Rome had just one neck. 740 01:13:32,374 --> 01:13:34,832 I told Caesonia that I would marry her. 741 01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:35,666 Don't. 742 01:13:35,749 --> 01:13:38,040 But only after she has borne me a son. 743 01:13:38,124 --> 01:13:40,290 How will you ever know it's yours? 744 01:13:40,374 --> 01:13:41,832 I shall have her very well guarded. 745 01:13:41,916 --> 01:13:42,666 Don't worry. 746 01:13:42,749 --> 01:13:43,499 Then you can be sure 747 01:13:43,582 --> 01:13:45,373 one of the guards will be the father. 748 01:13:45,457 --> 01:13:47,248 No, they're all homosexuals 749 01:13:47,332 --> 01:13:48,915 who've been castrated. 750 01:13:58,082 --> 01:14:01,165 Is that the officer that Livia is going to marry? 751 01:14:01,249 --> 01:14:02,749 Yes, Proculus. 752 01:14:03,957 --> 01:14:04,998 Proculus. 753 01:14:08,041 --> 01:14:08,791 Longinus? 754 01:14:08,874 --> 01:14:09,624 Caesar? 755 01:14:09,707 --> 01:14:12,165 You see this young officer over here? 756 01:14:12,249 --> 01:14:13,040 Proculus. 757 01:15:01,707 --> 01:15:02,665 Superb! 758 01:15:04,999 --> 01:15:05,832 Yes. 759 01:15:26,749 --> 01:15:29,582 The crown of victory for Proculus. 760 01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:35,791 I believe, Proculus, 761 01:15:35,874 --> 01:15:38,832 that you're going to marry the beautiful Livia. 762 01:15:38,916 --> 01:15:40,082 Yes, Caesar. 763 01:15:44,541 --> 01:15:46,582 I look forward to the wedding. 764 01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:48,582 I am honored, Caesar. 765 01:16:23,874 --> 01:16:24,790 Gemellus. 766 01:16:41,874 --> 01:16:42,790 Caligula! 767 01:16:47,624 --> 01:16:48,540 Drusilla! 768 01:17:09,874 --> 01:17:11,290 Jupiter loves me! 769 01:17:17,291 --> 01:17:18,207 Drusilla! 770 01:17:28,749 --> 01:17:31,082 They're trying to kill me! 771 01:17:32,291 --> 01:17:33,291 Gemellus. 772 01:17:33,374 --> 01:17:34,582 I saw him. He ran away. 773 01:17:35,582 --> 01:17:36,998 He wants me dead. 774 01:21:26,249 --> 01:21:27,582 Caligula Caesar, 775 01:21:27,666 --> 01:21:29,666 Emperor of Rome. 776 01:21:29,749 --> 01:21:30,582 Hail. Haiti 777 01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:37,415 And the Lady Drusilla 778 01:21:37,499 --> 01:21:38,957 and the Lady Caesonia. 779 01:21:39,041 --> 01:21:40,457 And the Lady Drusilla 780 01:21:40,541 --> 01:21:41,832 and the Lady Caesonia. 781 01:21:41,916 --> 01:21:42,874 Hail. 782 01:21:42,957 --> 01:21:44,040 Hail! 783 01:21:48,041 --> 01:21:49,457 Are we late? 784 01:21:49,541 --> 01:21:50,624 Do forgive us. 785 01:21:52,124 --> 01:21:53,957 Was the ceremony beautiful? 786 01:21:55,457 --> 01:21:56,915 The auguries good? 787 01:21:56,999 --> 01:21:58,040 Yes, Caesar. 788 01:21:59,916 --> 01:22:00,832 Splendid. 789 01:22:10,291 --> 01:22:11,957 You are very gracious to come. 790 01:22:18,666 --> 01:22:20,166 You are a Roman hero. 791 01:22:36,416 --> 01:22:38,791 I shall now bestow the special blessing 792 01:22:38,874 --> 01:22:40,540 of almighty Caesar 793 01:22:41,624 --> 01:22:42,999 upon this 794 01:22:44,416 --> 01:22:46,082 happy union. 795 01:23:14,624 --> 01:23:15,624 Perfect. 796 01:23:15,707 --> 01:23:18,040 I thought you didn't like virgins. 797 01:23:19,332 --> 01:23:20,623 I've never known any. 798 01:23:25,082 --> 01:23:27,082 That is correct, Caesonia? 799 01:23:32,374 --> 01:23:34,707 And now for my wedding gift. 800 01:23:46,291 --> 01:23:48,207 What a delicious bride! 801 01:24:02,666 --> 01:24:05,374 Take off your robe, dear girl. 802 01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:06,373 But... 803 01:24:06,457 --> 01:24:07,290 But? 804 01:24:38,582 --> 01:24:39,415 Splendid. 805 01:24:43,582 --> 01:24:44,790 Splendid. 806 01:24:44,874 --> 01:24:46,040 My compliments. 807 01:24:46,124 --> 01:24:46,957 Don't move! 808 01:25:34,249 --> 01:25:36,665 Is she really a virgin, Proculus? 809 01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:40,332 Yes, Caesar. 810 01:25:41,332 --> 01:25:43,040 One can never be quite sure. 811 01:25:46,999 --> 01:25:49,415 Open your eyes, dear girl. 812 01:26:07,707 --> 01:26:09,207 Lucky girl. 813 01:26:09,291 --> 01:26:10,499 To lose your virginity 814 01:26:10,582 --> 01:26:13,248 to a direct descendant of the goddess Venus. 815 01:26:14,541 --> 01:26:17,374 I, Caligula Caesar 816 01:26:19,124 --> 01:26:21,415 command you... 817 01:26:21,499 --> 01:26:24,540 Open your eyes, Proculus. 818 01:26:24,624 --> 01:26:28,707 Command in the name of the Senate... 819 01:26:28,791 --> 01:26:29,624 Open them! 820 01:26:33,874 --> 01:26:36,249 And the people of Rome. 821 01:26:43,249 --> 01:26:44,790 Ooh. 822 01:26:54,749 --> 01:26:56,540 She really was a virgin. 823 01:26:56,624 --> 01:27:01,124 Are you? 824 01:27:06,082 --> 01:27:07,123 Well, 825 01:27:07,207 --> 01:27:08,040 are you? 826 01:27:09,207 --> 01:27:10,290 No, Caesar. 827 01:27:12,374 --> 01:27:13,540 Isis won't like that. 828 01:27:13,624 --> 01:27:15,332 One law for woman, one for man. 829 01:27:15,416 --> 01:27:16,499 That's not fair. 830 01:27:16,582 --> 01:27:18,123 Come on, off with your clothes. 831 01:27:33,041 --> 01:27:33,874 Splendid. 832 01:27:38,791 --> 01:27:41,916 I like your nice bushy hair, Proculus. 833 01:27:44,207 --> 01:27:45,998 No, Caesar, 834 01:27:46,082 --> 01:27:47,207 I beg you. It's so thick. 835 01:27:48,124 --> 01:27:48,957 Up! 836 01:28:02,582 --> 01:28:05,332 I think you lied to me, Proculus. 837 01:28:08,207 --> 01:28:10,540 You're a virgin, too. 838 01:28:35,916 --> 01:28:37,499 I, Caligula Caesar, 839 01:28:38,791 --> 01:28:40,624 command in the name... 840 01:28:41,499 --> 01:28:43,457 Open your eyes, Livia. 841 01:28:45,124 --> 01:28:48,374 In the name of the Senate and the people of Rome. 842 01:29:22,624 --> 01:29:24,249 Hail, Caesar! 843 01:29:24,332 --> 01:29:25,415 Hail! 844 01:29:36,082 --> 01:29:39,540 All hail Caesar's beautiful horse, Incitatus. 845 01:29:39,624 --> 01:29:40,457 Hail! 846 01:29:44,707 --> 01:29:46,790 There's Gemellus. 847 01:29:46,874 --> 01:29:47,707 Watch him. 848 01:30:05,207 --> 01:30:06,915 Chop chop, dear uncle, chop chop. 849 01:30:09,291 --> 01:30:10,916 I want your honest advice. 850 01:30:12,332 --> 01:30:14,915 Shall I declare myself king of Rome? 851 01:30:14,999 --> 01:30:15,957 King? 852 01:30:16,041 --> 01:30:20,291 Oh, dear, I mean, well, this is a republic, isn't it? 853 01:30:20,374 --> 01:30:21,207 Very well. 854 01:30:23,124 --> 01:30:25,582 I shall make myself king of the republic. 855 01:30:25,666 --> 01:30:28,207 But you're already greater than any king, Caesar. 856 01:30:30,374 --> 01:30:32,665 I know, but I feel so undistinguished. 857 01:30:33,791 --> 01:30:35,582 But to us, you're just like a god. 858 01:30:36,957 --> 01:30:38,248 I am a god. 859 01:30:39,166 --> 01:30:41,082 Or at least I will be when I'm dead. 860 01:30:51,541 --> 01:30:52,374 Gemellus. 861 01:30:54,166 --> 01:30:55,999 Try some of these morays. 862 01:31:07,707 --> 01:31:08,873 What's that smell? 863 01:31:08,957 --> 01:31:09,957 What smell, Caesar? 864 01:31:10,041 --> 01:31:11,041 What have you been taking? 865 01:31:11,124 --> 01:31:13,582 Just a medicine to ward off the fever. 866 01:31:13,666 --> 01:31:15,749 Did you give him medicine for the fever? 867 01:31:15,832 --> 01:31:16,582 Well, Caesar, I... 868 01:31:16,666 --> 01:31:17,499 Yes or no? 869 01:31:18,624 --> 01:31:19,499 I... 870 01:31:19,582 --> 01:31:20,415 N-no. 871 01:31:24,374 --> 01:31:25,665 Gemellus. 872 01:31:25,749 --> 01:31:28,457 Are you accusing your sovereign of being a poisoner? 873 01:31:28,541 --> 01:31:30,541 But I never accused you, Caesar. 874 01:31:30,624 --> 01:31:33,957 You took an antidote before you came to my table, 875 01:31:34,041 --> 01:31:37,541 which is tantamount to accusing me of poisoning you. 876 01:31:37,624 --> 01:31:41,499 That is logical, is it not? 877 01:31:47,249 --> 01:31:48,082 Chaerea, 878 01:31:49,541 --> 01:31:51,874 arrest Gemellus for treason. 879 01:31:51,957 --> 01:31:52,790 Guards. 880 01:31:55,457 --> 01:31:56,332 No! 881 01:31:56,416 --> 01:31:57,457 No! 882 01:31:57,541 --> 01:31:58,624 Caesar! 883 01:31:58,707 --> 01:31:59,915 No! 884 01:31:59,999 --> 01:32:00,832 No! 885 01:32:02,207 --> 01:32:03,290 Caesar! 886 01:32:03,374 --> 01:32:04,290 Caesar, no! 887 01:32:05,207 --> 01:32:06,123 No! 888 01:32:06,207 --> 01:32:07,248 No! As if there ever 889 01:32:07,332 --> 01:32:10,332 could be an antidote against Caesar. 890 01:32:10,416 --> 01:32:13,999 No! 891 01:32:23,874 --> 01:32:24,790 Drusilla. 892 01:32:26,624 --> 01:32:29,124 Why are you so concerned for him? 893 01:32:29,207 --> 01:32:31,498 I'm not concerned for him, but for you. 894 01:32:31,582 --> 01:32:32,957 He knows about Tiberius. 895 01:32:33,041 --> 01:32:34,374 He's a threat to me. 896 01:32:35,374 --> 01:32:36,707 He's not. 897 01:32:36,791 --> 01:32:38,249 He's not even your heir. 898 01:32:39,166 --> 01:32:41,332 Caesonia is now carrying your child. 899 01:32:45,916 --> 01:32:47,707 Gemellus will die. 900 01:32:48,707 --> 01:32:50,415 You amateur. 901 01:32:50,499 --> 01:32:51,707 Amateur? 902 01:33:43,999 --> 01:33:47,082 And they weren't even poisoned. 903 01:34:01,582 --> 01:34:03,290 Caesar. 904 01:34:20,374 --> 01:34:21,374 Well done. 905 01:34:22,332 --> 01:34:23,957 Thank you. 906 01:34:24,041 --> 01:34:26,207 What will you do to Drusilla? 907 01:34:26,291 --> 01:34:28,999 What she said was treason. 908 01:34:29,082 --> 01:34:31,165 I decide what is treason, not you. 909 01:34:34,749 --> 01:34:35,582 Dance! 910 01:34:36,874 --> 01:34:37,707 Dance? 911 01:34:38,749 --> 01:34:39,915 Yes. 912 01:34:39,999 --> 01:34:43,165 Show Incitatus your new dance. 913 01:34:43,249 --> 01:34:44,415 What about your son? 914 01:34:46,291 --> 01:34:47,124 My son? 915 01:34:49,124 --> 01:34:51,040 He will dance with you. 916 01:34:53,457 --> 01:34:54,290 Music. 917 01:36:38,374 --> 01:36:39,207 Yes! 918 01:37:29,499 --> 01:37:30,582 Drusilla. 919 01:37:30,666 --> 01:37:33,416 You're very, very beautiful. 920 01:37:38,749 --> 01:37:40,915 We are alone now on Earth, 921 01:37:41,957 --> 01:37:44,332 as we shall be in the Heaven. 922 01:37:57,666 --> 01:37:59,207 He's going to kill me. 923 01:38:02,707 --> 01:38:05,707 Help me. 924 01:38:05,791 --> 01:38:08,166 He's going to kill me. 925 01:38:17,666 --> 01:38:19,499 He's going to kill me. 926 01:38:23,207 --> 01:38:25,915 The fever must break soon. 927 01:38:25,999 --> 01:38:28,082 And what if it doesn't? 928 01:38:41,249 --> 01:38:42,165 Drusilla. 929 01:39:01,791 --> 01:39:02,999 Where's my sister? 930 01:39:03,082 --> 01:39:04,332 She's coming. 931 01:39:07,749 --> 01:39:10,832 Take my horse back to his own room. 932 01:39:27,666 --> 01:39:29,416 I'm here, Little Boots. 933 01:39:34,332 --> 01:39:36,290 Drusilla, I'm dying. 934 01:39:36,374 --> 01:39:37,207 You are not. 935 01:39:40,374 --> 01:39:42,040 I must make my will. 936 01:39:42,124 --> 01:39:43,165 Don't talk. 937 01:39:43,249 --> 01:39:44,790 Sleep. 938 01:39:44,874 --> 01:39:45,790 Longinus. 939 01:39:48,999 --> 01:39:50,332 I want Longinus. 940 01:40:11,541 --> 01:40:13,041 Just listen to the crowd. 941 01:40:13,124 --> 01:40:14,749 Ah, yes, the people love him. 942 01:40:14,832 --> 01:40:16,248 Yet, nobody is safe with him. 943 01:40:16,332 --> 01:40:17,998 The empire is safe. 944 01:40:18,874 --> 01:40:19,957 The empire? 945 01:40:20,041 --> 01:40:21,332 But he's a tyrant. 946 01:40:21,416 --> 01:40:23,457 Better tyranny than anarchy. 947 01:40:23,541 --> 01:40:25,499 A few families in Rome may suffer, 948 01:40:25,582 --> 01:40:27,623 but the empire is safe. 949 01:40:28,541 --> 01:40:30,666 There could be far worse horrors, 950 01:40:30,749 --> 01:40:34,290 war, revolution, civil chaos, 951 01:40:34,374 --> 01:40:36,082 if Caligula were to die. 952 01:40:36,166 --> 01:40:40,666 It looks as if he is going to die anyway. 953 01:40:48,749 --> 01:40:49,582 Longinus. 954 01:41:05,291 --> 01:41:07,291 You called for me, Caesar? 955 01:41:11,749 --> 01:41:12,832 My, my will 956 01:41:21,249 --> 01:41:23,874 Herewith to my beloved Drusilla, 957 01:41:26,416 --> 01:41:27,791 the Roman Empire, 958 01:41:29,832 --> 01:41:30,665 title 959 01:41:31,749 --> 01:41:32,624 Augusta. 960 01:41:37,082 --> 01:41:37,998 My little boots. 961 01:41:41,707 --> 01:41:42,790 Little boo... 962 01:41:44,791 --> 01:41:45,957 Little boo... 963 01:41:50,957 --> 01:41:52,123 He's sleeping. 964 01:41:55,416 --> 01:41:56,416 No, he's not. 965 01:42:21,707 --> 01:42:23,665 Why do I get so angry with you? 966 01:42:25,207 --> 01:42:26,957 Why do we always quarrel? 967 01:42:28,124 --> 01:42:30,040 You can't help it. 968 01:42:30,124 --> 01:42:32,457 We'll never quarrel again. 969 01:42:32,541 --> 01:42:33,707 Oh, yes, we will. 970 01:42:37,999 --> 01:42:39,165 Don't let me die. 971 01:42:51,207 --> 01:42:53,457 My lady, you mustn't touch him. 972 01:42:53,541 --> 01:42:55,207 The fever is contagious. 973 01:42:56,749 --> 01:42:57,999 Sleep. 974 01:42:58,082 --> 01:42:59,707 You're safe now. 975 01:42:59,791 --> 01:43:00,791 Drusilla's here. 976 01:43:07,874 --> 01:43:09,290 I offer my life 977 01:43:10,999 --> 01:43:12,749 if Jupiter 978 01:43:12,832 --> 01:43:16,957 will only spare our beloved emperor. 979 01:43:24,666 --> 01:43:26,874 Jupiter accepts your offer. 980 01:43:28,457 --> 01:43:29,748 Execute him. 981 01:43:44,041 --> 01:43:46,666 The fever is breaking. 982 01:43:46,749 --> 01:43:48,749 Do you hear that, Little Boots? 983 01:43:48,832 --> 01:43:50,582 You're going to live. 984 01:44:19,249 --> 01:44:20,332 You missed. 985 01:44:20,416 --> 01:44:21,832 I did not miss. 986 01:44:21,916 --> 01:44:23,457 I was aiming for that leaf. 987 01:44:25,124 --> 01:44:26,457 Well, aim at me. 988 01:46:36,499 --> 01:46:38,540 Drusilla tells me that I've been neglecting my duty, 989 01:46:38,624 --> 01:46:39,999 so I report for work. 990 01:46:40,082 --> 01:46:42,582 Your signature and seal is required. 991 01:46:46,582 --> 01:46:47,665 I, Caligula Caesar, 992 01:46:47,749 --> 01:46:49,207 command in the name of the Senate 993 01:46:49,291 --> 01:46:50,749 and the people of Rome. 994 01:46:55,541 --> 01:46:57,124 I, Caligula Caesar, 995 01:46:57,207 --> 01:47:00,373 command in the name of the Senate 996 01:47:00,457 --> 01:47:02,207 and the people of Rome. 997 01:47:07,916 --> 01:47:11,749 I, Caligula Caesar, command... 998 01:47:11,832 --> 01:47:14,123 Dull, dull, dull! 999 01:47:15,291 --> 01:47:16,124 Caesar. 1000 01:47:18,416 --> 01:47:20,124 If I don't do something very soon, 1001 01:47:20,207 --> 01:47:22,790 | shall be remembered as Caligula the Dull. 1002 01:47:22,874 --> 01:47:24,582 I can see it in the history books. 1003 01:47:26,332 --> 01:47:28,332 Things are going far too well, Longinus. 1004 01:47:29,374 --> 01:47:30,124 Too well? 1005 01:47:30,207 --> 01:47:30,957 Yes. 1006 01:47:31,041 --> 01:47:33,082 No wars, no catastrophes, nothing. 1007 01:47:33,166 --> 01:47:35,749 It's been ages since we had a proper earthquake. 1008 01:47:35,832 --> 01:47:38,248 But what nature won't do, we'll have to do ourselves. 1009 01:47:38,332 --> 01:47:39,165 Lord? 1010 01:47:40,416 --> 01:47:42,041 There will be a famine. 1011 01:47:42,124 --> 01:47:43,582 But the granaries are crammed full. 1012 01:47:43,666 --> 01:47:44,624 Exactly. 1013 01:47:44,707 --> 01:47:45,665 Close them down. 1014 01:47:45,749 --> 01:47:46,832 Close them? 1015 01:47:46,916 --> 01:47:48,041 Yes. 1016 01:47:48,124 --> 01:47:50,374 Stop all the grain supplies. 1017 01:47:50,457 --> 01:47:52,082 And issue an order that every citizen 1018 01:47:52,166 --> 01:47:54,374 will get provisions every day, 1019 01:47:54,457 --> 01:47:57,832 for which they will bless their beloved emperor. 1020 01:47:57,916 --> 01:47:58,749 Yes, Lord. 1021 01:48:01,207 --> 01:48:02,373 What else? 1022 01:48:03,374 --> 01:48:06,540 Perhaps I could conquer Persia like Alexander. 1023 01:48:06,624 --> 01:48:08,749 And the people would love that. 1024 01:48:08,832 --> 01:48:10,873 I think war is a stupid business, don't you? 1025 01:48:10,957 --> 01:48:11,915 Yes, Lord. 1026 01:48:13,999 --> 01:48:17,415 I want a bridge right across the Bay of Naples. 1027 01:48:18,291 --> 01:48:19,374 Yes, Lord. 1028 01:48:19,457 --> 01:48:20,832 And a ship. 1029 01:48:20,916 --> 01:48:21,666 Yes, Lord. 1030 01:48:21,749 --> 01:48:24,124 With the most beautiful garden. 1031 01:48:26,041 --> 01:48:26,874 Drusilla loves gardens, 1032 01:48:26,957 --> 01:48:28,248 and she likes the sea. 1033 01:48:29,541 --> 01:48:31,166 Which reminds me, 1034 01:48:31,249 --> 01:48:34,165 we haven't had a sea battle for a long time. 1035 01:48:34,249 --> 01:48:35,957 Flood the amphitheater. 1036 01:48:36,041 --> 01:48:39,999 We'll have a sea battle between Greeks and Trojans. 1037 01:48:40,082 --> 01:48:42,207 Yes, Lord. 1038 01:48:42,291 --> 01:48:43,249 Longinus? 1039 01:48:43,332 --> 01:48:44,165 Yes, Lord? 1040 01:48:45,124 --> 01:48:47,582 Why do the Romans look so ugly? 1041 01:48:47,666 --> 01:48:48,832 Issue an edict. 1042 01:48:49,874 --> 01:48:52,582 Every man is to wear two partings in his hair. 1043 01:48:54,124 --> 01:48:54,957 Yes, Lord. 1044 01:48:58,666 --> 01:49:01,124 Can't you ever say anything except "yes, Lord"? 1045 01:49:01,957 --> 01:49:03,498 No wonder life's so dull. 1046 01:49:04,957 --> 01:49:06,457 Ah. Yes, Lord. 1047 01:49:26,332 --> 01:49:27,248 Shh, shh. 1048 01:49:30,457 --> 01:49:31,207 Curtain! 1049 01:49:49,874 --> 01:49:52,665 The child's head has just appeared. 1050 01:50:08,624 --> 01:50:09,832 Is he alive? 1051 01:50:09,916 --> 01:50:10,874 Yes, Caesar. 1052 01:50:18,374 --> 01:50:19,457 My lords, 1053 01:50:21,624 --> 01:50:23,874 I am now to be married to Caesonia, 1054 01:50:23,957 --> 01:50:28,415 the mother of my son, Caligula Germanicus. 1055 01:50:41,166 --> 01:50:42,124 The ring. The ring. 1056 01:50:54,624 --> 01:50:58,165 You are now wife, mother, and Empress of Rome. 1057 01:50:59,291 --> 01:51:00,457 It's a girl. 1058 01:51:04,499 --> 01:51:05,749 It is not a girl. 1059 01:51:05,832 --> 01:51:07,040 Did you not hear Caesar say... 1060 01:51:07,124 --> 01:51:10,665 I heard the words of Caesar, but your daughter did not. 1061 01:51:33,374 --> 01:51:35,290 I should have waited, shouldn't I? 1062 01:51:35,374 --> 01:51:37,249 There will be other children. 1063 01:51:44,249 --> 01:51:45,165 Longinus. 1064 01:51:47,916 --> 01:51:49,707 One month of free games 1065 01:51:49,791 --> 01:51:52,499 and a gold coin to every Roman 1066 01:51:52,582 --> 01:51:55,123 to celebrate the birth of my son, 1067 01:51:56,499 --> 01:51:57,832 uh, my daughter, 1068 01:52:00,207 --> 01:52:01,457 Julia Drusilla. 1069 01:52:05,332 --> 01:52:06,248 Caesar. 1070 01:52:06,332 --> 01:52:07,165 Caesar. 1071 01:52:08,624 --> 01:52:09,457 The fever. 1072 01:52:27,874 --> 01:52:29,374 [Citizen] Julia. 1073 01:54:32,582 --> 01:54:34,332 Drusilla, I'm here. 1074 01:54:42,874 --> 01:54:44,790 It's your Little Boots. 1075 01:54:55,666 --> 01:54:56,749 Do something. 1076 01:54:58,041 --> 01:55:00,541 I'm doing everything I can, Caesar. 1077 01:55:00,624 --> 01:55:01,790 I swear. 1078 01:55:01,874 --> 01:55:02,874 But the fever. 1079 01:55:05,874 --> 01:55:07,165 Don't leave me. 1080 01:55:08,416 --> 01:55:09,249 Not now. 1081 01:55:25,374 --> 01:55:27,040 Holy Isis, save her. 1082 01:55:29,207 --> 01:55:30,332 Take me. 1083 01:55:32,416 --> 01:55:35,166 Caesar begs you, almighty mother. 1084 01:55:50,416 --> 01:55:51,249 Caesar. 1085 01:56:30,124 --> 01:56:30,957 No. 1086 01:56:32,166 --> 01:56:32,999 No. 1087 01:56:37,541 --> 01:56:38,374 No. 1088 01:56:40,332 --> 01:56:41,165 No. 1089 01:56:43,874 --> 01:56:45,082 No. 1090 01:56:45,166 --> 01:56:45,999 No. 1091 01:58:23,291 --> 01:58:27,791 Get out. 1092 01:58:31,207 --> 01:58:32,540 Get out! 1093 01:58:32,624 --> 01:58:33,457 Out! 1094 01:58:33,541 --> 01:58:34,374 Get out! 1095 01:58:35,416 --> 01:58:36,749 Get out! 1096 01:58:36,832 --> 01:58:38,207 Out! 1097 01:58:38,291 --> 01:58:39,124 Get out! 1098 01:58:41,874 --> 01:58:42,707 Get out! 1099 01:58:49,999 --> 01:58:50,832 Get out! 1100 02:03:15,332 --> 02:03:17,832 Do you have any news of him? 1101 02:03:30,082 --> 02:03:34,415 According to one report, he's gone to Egypt. 1102 02:03:37,582 --> 02:03:40,248 And according to the other reports? 1103 02:04:00,207 --> 02:04:01,123 To Greece, 1104 02:04:04,124 --> 02:04:05,374 to Carthage, 1105 02:04:07,457 --> 02:04:08,623 to Persia, 1106 02:04:13,541 --> 02:04:14,374 to Gaul. 1107 02:04:16,124 --> 02:04:17,707 And where do you think he is? 1108 02:04:18,582 --> 02:04:20,123 He could be anywhere. 1109 02:04:21,749 --> 02:04:22,582 No, 1110 02:04:23,582 --> 02:04:25,915 he's here, in Rome. 1111 02:04:27,541 --> 02:04:28,999 He is testing us. 1112 02:04:29,832 --> 02:04:33,248 Oh, I wouldn't laugh if I were you, Longinus. 1113 02:04:33,332 --> 02:04:35,498 Neither will I dine nor bathe with my children, 1114 02:04:35,582 --> 02:04:38,123 nor have intercourse with my parents for a month. 1115 02:11:27,332 --> 02:11:29,248 I have existed from the morning of the world, 1116 02:11:29,332 --> 02:11:32,873 and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. 1117 02:11:32,957 --> 02:11:35,873 Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, 1118 02:11:35,957 --> 02:11:38,040 I am no man as I am all men. 1119 02:11:38,124 --> 02:11:39,999 And therefore I am 1120 02:11:41,957 --> 02:11:42,790 a god. 1121 02:11:59,541 --> 02:12:01,041 I shall wait for the unanimous decision 1122 02:12:01,124 --> 02:12:02,374 of the Senate, Claudius. 1123 02:12:04,582 --> 02:12:06,290 All those who say aye, 1124 02:12:07,582 --> 02:12:08,415 say aye. 1125 02:12:14,999 --> 02:12:16,499 Aye! 1126 02:12:16,582 --> 02:12:17,582 Aye. 1127 02:12:20,999 --> 02:12:21,957 Aye! 1128 02:12:22,041 --> 02:12:23,041 Aye. 1129 02:12:23,916 --> 02:12:24,666 Aye! 1130 02:12:24,749 --> 02:12:25,749 Aye. 1131 02:12:26,666 --> 02:12:27,582 Aye! Aye! 1132 02:12:28,457 --> 02:12:29,457 Aye. 1133 02:12:31,166 --> 02:12:32,124 Aye! 1134 02:12:32,207 --> 02:12:33,873 Aye. 1135 02:12:33,957 --> 02:12:34,998 Aye! 1136 02:12:35,082 --> 02:12:36,582 Aye. 1137 02:12:36,666 --> 02:12:37,582 Aye! 1138 02:12:37,666 --> 02:12:38,499 Aye. 1139 02:12:38,582 --> 02:12:39,332 Aye! 1140 02:12:39,416 --> 02:12:40,416 Aye. 1141 02:12:40,499 --> 02:12:41,582 Aye! 1142 02:12:41,666 --> 02:12:42,416 Aye. 1143 02:12:42,499 --> 02:12:43,457 Aye! 1144 02:12:43,541 --> 02:12:45,082 Aye. 1145 02:12:45,166 --> 02:12:46,249 Aye! 1146 02:12:46,332 --> 02:12:47,123 Aye. 1147 02:12:47,207 --> 02:12:48,457 Aye! Aye! 1148 02:12:48,541 --> 02:12:49,541 Aye. 1149 02:12:49,624 --> 02:12:50,915 Aye! Aye! 1150 02:12:50,999 --> 02:12:51,749 Aye. 1151 02:12:51,832 --> 02:12:52,748 Aye! Aye! 1152 02:12:53,832 --> 02:12:54,665 Aye! Aye! 1153 02:12:55,624 --> 02:12:56,707 Aye! 1154 02:13:40,999 --> 02:13:44,082 The period of mourning is now over! 1155 02:14:32,832 --> 02:14:34,498 Alright, Caesonia, 1156 02:14:35,332 --> 02:14:36,623 what have I done? 1157 02:14:37,499 --> 02:14:40,040 Why did you make the Senate declare you a god? 1158 02:14:40,124 --> 02:14:42,665 That was the Senate's decision, not mine. 1159 02:14:42,749 --> 02:14:44,124 Anyway, 1160 02:14:44,207 --> 02:14:45,498 I am a god. 1161 02:14:47,499 --> 02:14:49,082 A god with human feelings. 1162 02:14:49,999 --> 02:14:51,999 A god in human form. 1163 02:14:53,624 --> 02:14:55,040 You believe that, don't you? 1164 02:14:56,582 --> 02:14:58,290 Oh yes, of course. 1165 02:14:58,374 --> 02:15:00,624 Then you're just as stupid as they are. 1166 02:15:09,666 --> 02:15:12,624 I don't want them to kill your human form. 1167 02:15:12,707 --> 02:15:14,040 They won't. 1168 02:15:14,124 --> 02:15:15,624 They're sheep. 1169 02:15:15,707 --> 02:15:18,540 I'm surrounded by hypocrites and sheep, 1170 02:15:18,624 --> 02:15:22,165 forever talking about service and loyalty. 1171 02:15:22,999 --> 02:15:24,499 Sheep. 1172 02:15:26,624 --> 02:15:29,874 I don't trust the Senate. 1173 02:15:29,957 --> 02:15:32,415 I don't trust Longinus 1174 02:15:32,499 --> 02:15:34,915 and I don't trust Chaerea. 1175 02:15:37,416 --> 02:15:39,416 I only trust my little giant. 1176 02:15:43,707 --> 02:15:44,540 And not me? 1177 02:15:50,082 --> 02:15:51,123 I trust your heart, 1178 02:15:52,249 --> 02:15:53,290 not your head. 1179 02:16:02,332 --> 02:16:03,207 I know. 1180 02:16:03,291 --> 02:16:04,332 I am not Drusilla. 1181 02:16:17,707 --> 02:16:18,540 Caligula. 1182 02:16:23,957 --> 02:16:25,998 Isis loves us. 1183 02:16:27,166 --> 02:16:28,291 We have everything. 1184 02:16:28,374 --> 02:16:29,665 Everything. 1185 02:16:32,541 --> 02:16:33,957 Why can't you be happy? 1186 02:16:35,082 --> 02:16:36,582 Happy? 1187 02:16:36,666 --> 02:16:39,624 A happy emperor on the throne of Rome? 1188 02:16:41,457 --> 02:16:43,498 That would be unique. 1189 02:16:43,582 --> 02:16:44,790 Do you have to make your contempt 1190 02:16:44,874 --> 02:16:47,624 for the institution so obvious? 1191 02:16:47,707 --> 02:16:48,748 Yes. 1192 02:16:48,832 --> 02:16:49,665 Why? 1193 02:16:52,999 --> 02:16:54,915 It is my inspiration. 1194 02:17:16,249 --> 02:17:19,499 Aren't you going to finish the massage? 1195 02:17:56,332 --> 02:17:57,998 You can't, Caesonia. 1196 02:18:00,249 --> 02:18:01,082 I'm a god. 1197 02:19:17,207 --> 02:19:18,623 Don't you think all the gods 1198 02:19:18,707 --> 02:19:20,748 look a lot more sympathetic now? 1199 02:19:21,791 --> 02:19:23,749 Oh, yes, divine Caesar. 1200 02:19:25,791 --> 02:19:27,707 I was talking to Incitatus. 1201 02:19:42,666 --> 02:19:45,082 You like them, don't you, hm? 1202 02:19:46,249 --> 02:19:47,374 What do you say? 1203 02:19:50,624 --> 02:19:52,582 Hmm, I thought he was a deaf mute. 1204 02:19:53,832 --> 02:19:55,290 All things speak to god 1205 02:19:55,374 --> 02:19:56,957 and all things listen. 1206 02:20:03,207 --> 02:20:04,498 Longinus. 1207 02:20:04,582 --> 02:20:05,415 Caesar? 1208 02:20:06,791 --> 02:20:08,124 We will invade 1209 02:20:09,124 --> 02:20:10,457 Britain. 1210 02:20:10,541 --> 02:20:12,541 But we can't possibly afford it. 1211 02:20:12,624 --> 02:20:14,040 Don't contradict me. 1212 02:20:14,124 --> 02:20:16,582 I can't bear contradictions. 1213 02:20:24,291 --> 02:20:26,541 I am inflexible. 1214 02:20:32,207 --> 02:20:35,748 Then, Lord, we should restore the wine tax. 1215 02:20:35,832 --> 02:20:36,873 No, no, no. 1216 02:20:38,124 --> 02:20:39,582 No. 1217 02:20:39,666 --> 02:20:42,291 The people won't love me if we tax their wine. 1218 02:20:42,374 --> 02:20:45,082 Then, how will we raise the money? 1219 02:20:50,541 --> 02:20:52,541 Wars, Longinus. 1220 02:20:52,624 --> 02:20:53,374 Wars. 1221 02:20:53,457 --> 02:20:56,790 Conquest, plunder, slaves. 1222 02:20:58,041 --> 02:21:00,624 That is the logical way to raise money. 1223 02:21:00,707 --> 02:21:02,207 Make the preparations. 1224 02:21:02,291 --> 02:21:04,082 Yes, divine Caesar. 1225 02:21:04,166 --> 02:21:06,124 And there's plenty of money in Rome too, 1226 02:21:06,207 --> 02:21:07,707 we only have to collect it. 1227 02:21:09,082 --> 02:21:10,582 Don't you worry, Longinus. 1228 02:21:10,666 --> 02:21:13,082 We shall raise it by the bushel. 1229 02:21:28,041 --> 02:21:29,166 Do you like my new march? 1230 02:21:29,249 --> 02:21:31,665 Oh, yes, divine Caesar. 1231 02:21:36,624 --> 02:21:38,665 So I think I'll teach it to my legions. 1232 02:21:55,666 --> 02:21:57,082 Caesonia? 1233 02:21:57,166 --> 02:21:57,999 How do I look? 1234 02:22:05,916 --> 02:22:07,291 Enjoy yourself, hmm. 1235 02:22:08,499 --> 02:22:09,332 Take care. 1236 02:22:18,541 --> 02:22:20,082 Now the fun begins. 1237 02:22:21,082 --> 02:22:23,373 But are they going to enjoy it as well? 1238 02:22:23,457 --> 02:22:24,540 I don't know. 1239 02:22:24,624 --> 02:22:25,707 Should we find out? 1240 02:22:26,916 --> 02:22:27,749 Longinus! 1241 02:22:34,332 --> 02:22:35,665 Longinus, 1242 02:22:35,749 --> 02:22:37,249 my financial wizard. 1243 02:22:39,041 --> 02:22:39,874 Longinus. 1244 02:22:41,207 --> 02:22:42,623 We have a question for you. 1245 02:22:44,124 --> 02:22:46,790 Who is making the most money in Rome? 1246 02:22:53,416 --> 02:22:54,666 Answer, 1247 02:22:54,749 --> 02:22:55,957 the pimps. 1248 02:23:00,124 --> 02:23:01,582 Question number two. 1249 02:23:02,957 --> 02:23:06,707 Who are the most lascivious sluts in Rome? 1250 02:23:09,082 --> 02:23:13,582 Who? 1251 02:23:17,082 --> 02:23:17,915 Answer, 1252 02:23:18,832 --> 02:23:20,665 the Senators' wives. 1253 02:23:31,124 --> 02:23:31,957 Solution? 1254 02:23:35,249 --> 02:23:37,874 The Imperial Brothel! 1255 02:24:17,166 --> 02:24:21,666 Only five gold pieces on each and every 20 minutes. 1256 02:24:22,291 --> 02:24:24,416 And that's a bargain because some of the women here 1257 02:24:24,499 --> 02:24:26,207 are respectable married ladies. 1258 02:24:27,624 --> 02:24:28,582 Virgins, whores, 1259 02:24:29,791 --> 02:24:31,374 Senators' wives. 1260 02:24:32,999 --> 02:24:35,707 I'll have to work out a special rate for (indistinct). 1261 02:24:44,374 --> 02:24:46,124 Just five gold pieces! 1262 02:24:48,999 --> 02:24:51,832 Everybody lasting three hours or more 1263 02:24:51,916 --> 02:24:54,957 will receive Caesar's special prize for endurance. 1264 02:25:03,291 --> 02:25:04,541 Hairy nipples. 1265 02:25:07,999 --> 02:25:12,499 Senator Marcelo, your wife will drive our customers away. 1266 02:25:16,249 --> 02:25:17,790 Try hot walnuts. 1267 02:26:02,874 --> 02:26:05,249 Now we sail for Britain. 1268 02:27:26,749 --> 02:27:29,915 Mars tells me we'll enjoy a great victory. 1269 02:27:33,541 --> 02:27:34,332 What is he doing? 1270 02:27:34,416 --> 02:27:37,124 We're only a few hours march from Rome. 1271 02:27:59,124 --> 02:27:59,957 Chaerea. 1272 02:28:02,124 --> 02:28:04,790 Is everything prepared for the invasion? 1273 02:28:04,874 --> 02:28:06,749 Yes, Caesar. 1274 02:28:06,832 --> 02:28:08,332 Only... 1275 02:28:08,416 --> 02:28:09,249 Only what? 1276 02:28:11,166 --> 02:28:12,916 Where is Britain? 1277 02:28:12,999 --> 02:28:13,832 Where? 1278 02:28:15,416 --> 02:28:16,249 There. 1279 02:28:18,082 --> 02:28:20,040 Oh yes, Lord, there. 1280 02:28:21,166 --> 02:28:21,999 But, um... 1281 02:28:22,082 --> 02:28:22,915 But what? 1282 02:28:26,291 --> 02:28:27,499 There is no enemy. 1283 02:28:29,332 --> 02:28:30,790 There is papyrus. 1284 02:28:32,499 --> 02:28:34,457 Papyrus, divine Caesar? 1285 02:28:34,541 --> 02:28:35,416 Yes, papyrus. 1286 02:28:35,499 --> 02:28:37,915 Don't be so stupid, Chaerea. 1287 02:28:37,999 --> 02:28:41,374 Order my army to attack and destroy that papyrus. 1288 02:28:43,541 --> 02:28:45,624 After all, we must have some proof 1289 02:28:45,707 --> 02:28:47,248 that I'd conquered Britain. 1290 02:29:42,207 --> 02:29:43,040 Attack! 1291 02:29:44,249 --> 02:29:45,082 Destroy! 1292 02:30:04,207 --> 02:30:06,207 Get him. Get over there. 1293 02:30:23,082 --> 02:30:23,915 Kill! 1294 02:31:05,291 --> 02:31:08,374 While all of you were living safely here in Rome, 1295 02:31:09,707 --> 02:31:12,290 your beloved emperor was risking his life 1296 02:31:12,374 --> 02:31:15,082 to preserve and enlarge the Empire. 1297 02:31:19,666 --> 02:31:21,124 I've heard rumors that the Senate 1298 02:31:21,207 --> 02:31:24,040 doesn't believe that I ever went to Britain. 1299 02:31:24,124 --> 02:31:24,957 No. 1300 02:31:25,041 --> 02:31:26,666 No, Lord. 1301 02:31:26,749 --> 02:31:28,832 I did conquer Britain, 1302 02:31:28,916 --> 02:31:32,749 and I have 100,000 papyrus canes to prove it. 1303 02:31:42,916 --> 02:31:43,999 Hail! 1304 02:31:46,541 --> 02:31:47,374 Hail! 1305 02:31:49,957 --> 02:31:50,790 Hail! 1306 02:32:08,416 --> 02:32:09,457 They hate you now. 1307 02:32:11,374 --> 02:32:12,582 Let them hate me. 1308 02:32:12,666 --> 02:32:14,207 So long as they fear me. 1309 02:32:14,291 --> 02:32:16,624 But they're consuls, Senators. 1310 02:32:16,707 --> 02:32:19,082 They are important men. 1311 02:32:19,166 --> 02:32:21,624 So important that they approve all I do. 1312 02:32:21,707 --> 02:32:23,248 They must be mad. 1313 02:32:23,332 --> 02:32:24,707 They say nothing. 1314 02:32:24,791 --> 02:32:27,041 I don't know what else to do to provoke them. 1315 02:32:56,332 --> 02:32:57,873 Cowards. 1316 02:32:57,957 --> 02:32:58,790 Sheep. 1317 02:33:04,666 --> 02:33:07,249 Almighty Caesar says, 1318 02:33:09,749 --> 02:33:10,582 take a grape 1319 02:33:13,457 --> 02:33:14,873 and catch it in your mouth. 1320 02:33:18,457 --> 02:33:21,207 Oh, fail, fail, fail. 1321 02:33:21,291 --> 02:33:23,291 Fail, fail, fail, fail. 1322 02:33:23,374 --> 02:33:26,832 Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail. 1323 02:33:27,791 --> 02:33:29,874 Keep a note of all those who fail, Longinus. 1324 02:33:29,957 --> 02:33:31,748 Yes. Almighty Caesar says, 1325 02:33:31,832 --> 02:33:32,748 stand! 1326 02:33:36,832 --> 02:33:38,415 Almighty Caesar says, get down! 1327 02:33:44,874 --> 02:33:47,415 Almighty Caesar says, turn right! 1328 02:33:47,499 --> 02:33:49,374 Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, 1329 02:33:49,457 --> 02:33:52,123 fail, fail, fail, fail. 1330 02:33:52,207 --> 02:33:53,040 Almighty Caesar says, 1331 02:33:53,124 --> 02:33:54,124 run down the middle! 1332 02:33:57,082 --> 02:33:59,082 Almighty Caesar says, hop! 1333 02:34:00,166 --> 02:34:01,041 Stop! 1334 02:34:01,124 --> 02:34:02,290 Fail, fail, fail. 1335 02:34:02,374 --> 02:34:04,749 Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail. 1336 02:34:04,832 --> 02:34:06,665 Almighty Caesar says, hop! 1337 02:34:06,749 --> 02:34:07,499 Stop! 1338 02:34:07,582 --> 02:34:08,332 Hop! Stop! 1339 02:34:08,416 --> 02:34:09,332 Hop, stop! Hop, stop! 1340 02:34:09,416 --> 02:34:10,249 Hop, stop! Hop, stop! 1341 02:34:10,332 --> 02:34:11,415 Hop, stop! Hop, stop! 1342 02:34:12,499 --> 02:34:15,957 Almighty Caesar says, crawl! 1343 02:34:16,041 --> 02:34:17,541 Crawl! 1344 02:34:17,624 --> 02:34:18,874 Crawl! 1345 02:34:18,957 --> 02:34:19,957 Crawl! 1346 02:34:20,041 --> 02:34:20,916 Crawl! 1347 02:34:20,999 --> 02:34:21,832 Crawl! 1348 02:34:22,832 --> 02:34:23,832 I hate them. 1349 02:34:33,874 --> 02:34:37,040 Almighty Caesar says, stop. 1350 02:34:47,832 --> 02:34:52,332 Almighty Caesar says, to balance the state budget, 1351 02:34:52,999 --> 02:34:55,332 we shall confiscate the entire estates 1352 02:34:55,416 --> 02:34:57,166 of all those who have failed. 1353 02:35:00,499 --> 02:35:02,290 Read out your list, Longinus. 1354 02:35:05,666 --> 02:35:06,832 Senators Galva, 1355 02:35:07,874 --> 02:35:08,707 Aponius, 1356 02:35:09,957 --> 02:35:12,957 Marcellus, 1357 02:35:13,041 --> 02:35:13,874 Antonius, 1358 02:35:14,874 --> 02:35:15,915 Cassius. 1359 02:35:18,541 --> 02:35:19,374 Chaerea. 1360 02:35:20,249 --> 02:35:21,540 Cutonius. 1361 02:35:21,624 --> 02:35:23,457 They have failed me. 1362 02:35:23,541 --> 02:35:24,416 Antonius Annie. 1363 02:35:24,499 --> 02:35:25,790 They have failed Rome. 1364 02:35:26,624 --> 02:35:27,624 Felixio. 1365 02:35:27,707 --> 02:35:28,540 Arrest them. 1366 02:35:31,416 --> 02:35:33,166 Walter Fodonio. 1367 02:35:33,249 --> 02:35:34,082 Tintoes... 1368 02:35:35,082 --> 02:35:36,748 Almighty Caesar says, 1369 02:35:37,749 --> 02:35:40,832 arrest them. 1370 02:35:46,874 --> 02:35:48,915 Guards, arrest them. 1371 02:36:08,374 --> 02:36:11,665 Almighty Caesar says, finish your dinner. 1372 02:36:15,124 --> 02:36:15,957 Eat! 1373 02:36:31,416 --> 02:36:32,499 Watch Chaerea. 1374 02:36:33,916 --> 02:36:34,749 Why? 1375 02:36:36,166 --> 02:36:38,041 The omens are not good. 1376 02:36:38,124 --> 02:36:39,540 Be on your guard. 1377 02:36:42,541 --> 02:36:45,249 I think he intends to kill me. 1378 02:36:54,249 --> 02:36:55,790 What is so amusing, Caesar? 1379 02:36:57,082 --> 02:36:58,540 Just a thought. 1380 02:36:58,624 --> 02:37:00,082 May I ask what thought? 1381 02:37:04,999 --> 02:37:06,665 All I have to do is to nod my head 1382 02:37:06,749 --> 02:37:09,624 and both your throats will be cut, right here at dinner. 1383 02:37:12,124 --> 02:37:13,874 That is the emperor's privilege. 1384 02:37:15,916 --> 02:37:17,749 Is it true that there's been a conspiracy 1385 02:37:17,832 --> 02:37:19,082 against me, Longinus? 1386 02:37:19,166 --> 02:37:21,249 Uh, well, Lord, that is... 1387 02:37:21,332 --> 02:37:24,957 I mean, there seems to be a secret plot. 1388 02:37:26,541 --> 02:37:27,416 A plot is always a secret. 1389 02:37:27,499 --> 02:37:28,915 If it's not a secret, it's not a plot, but a plan. 1390 02:37:28,999 --> 02:37:30,624 That is logical, is it not, Claudius? 1391 02:37:30,707 --> 02:37:33,082 Even a half-wit can see that and you're a half-wit. 1392 02:37:33,166 --> 02:37:37,666 Half of me is, Caesar. 1393 02:37:45,874 --> 02:37:49,457 When is the next consular election? 1394 02:37:49,541 --> 02:37:51,707 In two weeks, divine Caesar. 1395 02:37:53,082 --> 02:37:55,790 In two weeks I shall elect as consul 1396 02:37:56,832 --> 02:37:59,415 the noblest Roman of you all. 1397 02:38:32,082 --> 02:38:35,873 I, Caligula Caesar, in the name of the... 1398 02:38:40,874 --> 02:38:44,415 In the name of the people of Rome, 1399 02:38:44,499 --> 02:38:47,790 do now designate as consul, 1400 02:38:47,874 --> 02:38:48,707 Incitatus. 1401 02:38:52,499 --> 02:38:53,332 Hail! 1402 02:38:54,374 --> 02:38:56,457 Hail, hail, hail! 1403 02:38:58,874 --> 02:39:00,290 Hail, hail, hail! 1404 02:39:03,416 --> 02:39:06,249 He appeals to the people. 1405 02:39:06,332 --> 02:39:08,457 The Senate counts for nothing. 1406 02:39:08,541 --> 02:39:11,207 The new consul will now address the Senate. 1407 02:39:28,124 --> 02:39:29,790 All hail, Incitatus! 1408 02:39:30,999 --> 02:39:31,999 Haiti 1409 02:39:32,082 --> 02:39:34,707 Hail, hail, hail. 1410 02:39:34,791 --> 02:39:35,624 Haiti 1411 02:39:37,374 --> 02:39:38,207 Hail! 1412 02:39:41,166 --> 02:39:41,999 Hail! 1413 02:39:45,749 --> 02:39:46,499 Hail! 1414 02:39:46,582 --> 02:39:48,957 Hail, hail, hail. 1415 02:39:49,041 --> 02:39:50,999 He has mocked the gods and the Senate, 1416 02:39:51,082 --> 02:39:52,540 and humiliated the army. 1417 02:39:52,624 --> 02:39:54,290 And prostituted our wives. 1418 02:39:56,541 --> 02:39:58,416 That's why the people love him. 1419 02:39:58,499 --> 02:40:00,707 Hail, hail, hail. 1420 02:40:00,791 --> 02:40:02,291 May he be happy. 1421 02:40:04,082 --> 02:40:05,290 Happy? 1422 02:40:06,832 --> 02:40:07,665 Happy. 1423 02:40:31,207 --> 02:40:34,123 What would you do if you were me? 1424 02:41:00,291 --> 02:41:01,957 You never answer me. 1425 02:41:20,374 --> 02:41:21,707 You don't exist. 1426 02:41:30,916 --> 02:41:32,749 You don't exist. 1427 02:41:33,749 --> 02:41:35,082 You don't exist! 1428 02:41:38,707 --> 02:41:39,540 No! 1429 02:41:46,124 --> 02:41:46,957 No! 1430 02:41:54,832 --> 02:41:56,040 No! 1431 02:41:56,124 --> 02:41:57,624 No! 1432 02:41:57,707 --> 02:41:58,540 No! 1433 02:41:59,499 --> 02:42:00,582 No! 1434 02:42:00,666 --> 02:42:02,249 No! 1435 02:42:02,332 --> 02:42:03,665 You don't exist! 1436 02:42:06,041 --> 02:42:07,374 You don't exist! 1437 02:42:09,666 --> 02:42:10,957 No! 1438 02:42:11,041 --> 02:42:12,416 No! 1439 02:42:12,499 --> 02:42:13,332 No! 1440 02:42:17,416 --> 02:42:18,249 No! 1441 02:42:24,749 --> 02:42:25,582 No! 1442 02:46:15,999 --> 02:46:17,665 You need to sleep. 1443 02:46:19,499 --> 02:46:22,415 I think I shall have to resign myself to living forever. 1444 02:46:23,957 --> 02:46:24,832 I hope you do. 1445 02:46:42,749 --> 02:46:44,249 I am going bald. 1446 02:46:52,624 --> 02:46:54,082 No, you're not. 1447 02:46:54,166 --> 02:46:56,791 You've never been able to face the facts, have you? 1448 02:46:57,874 --> 02:46:58,874 The facts? 1449 02:46:59,749 --> 02:47:02,332 Oh yes, my Lord. 1450 02:47:02,416 --> 02:47:03,249 Can you? 1451 02:47:11,332 --> 02:47:12,998 I need some sleep. 1452 02:47:15,082 --> 02:47:16,165 I need you. 1453 02:48:04,582 --> 02:48:05,915 Are you ready? 1454 02:48:06,957 --> 02:48:10,165 Will you speak your mind, Sister Isis? 1455 02:48:13,832 --> 02:48:17,248 Long have I wandered in the land of men 1456 02:48:17,332 --> 02:48:20,040 in search of you, Brother Osiris. 1457 02:48:29,582 --> 02:48:33,873 I have been killed and cut into bits. 1458 02:48:36,666 --> 02:48:39,874 You put my pieces together, 1459 02:48:39,957 --> 02:48:42,540 bringing back life with a kiss. 1460 02:48:54,707 --> 02:48:55,957 He's waving at us. 1461 02:48:56,041 --> 02:48:56,874 Wave back. 1462 02:49:13,124 --> 02:49:14,915 It doesn't matter. 1463 02:49:14,999 --> 02:49:16,415 It's only a show. 1464 02:50:32,291 --> 02:50:35,499 Dancing master, who are these people? 1465 02:50:35,582 --> 02:50:37,832 They are the dancers from Troy, 1466 02:50:37,916 --> 02:50:39,457 divine Caesar. 1467 02:50:46,582 --> 02:50:50,082 Do they know Hector's dance of death? 1468 02:50:51,082 --> 02:50:52,082 Yes, Lord. 1469 02:51:40,041 --> 02:51:42,374 Do you want to see my dance? 1470 02:52:11,582 --> 02:52:12,707 The password? 1471 02:52:14,249 --> 02:52:15,165 Password? 1472 02:52:18,374 --> 02:52:19,207 Scrotum. 1473 02:52:32,624 --> 02:52:33,540 So be it. 1474 02:53:09,499 --> 02:53:10,332 I 1475 02:53:12,666 --> 02:53:13,499 live. 1476 02:53:15,207 --> 02:53:16,040 I live. 1477 02:53:21,916 --> 02:53:23,457 I 1478 02:53:23,541 --> 02:53:24,374 still 1479 02:53:25,916 --> 02:53:28,916 live. 1480 02:53:39,041 --> 02:53:40,374 Now. 1481 02:54:20,291 --> 02:54:21,124 Guards. 1482 02:54:33,041 --> 02:54:35,207 Hail Claudius Caesar! 1483 02:54:35,291 --> 02:54:36,207 Hail, hail. 1484 02:54:37,957 --> 02:54:38,790 Hail.